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I'm on the verge of laughing because that outcome was virtually inevitable. Danger signs all year - the Brisbane debacle in rnd 2, the essendon debacle, etc. But in the end the weight of losses of personnel, the inability to get the Grundy combo working and our widespread lack of foot skills did us in - exemplified by Vineys clanger in the dying minutes to turn the ball over and gift them a goal.

 

To the morons who had a dig at me for saying our goal kicking coach wasn't doing their job....pull your heads in.

Back to the drawing board.

And the umps WERE garbage despite our loser goal shots.

I won't mention Tmac.

1 minute ago, darkhorse72 said:

I reckon we get whoever is the forward kicking coach for the Girls team, they embarrass the boys with their accuracy. 

Get Stinnear in as soon as he's finished winning another premiership


Gut feel, our list is not as strong as people think.

Our best 3 players let us down horribly with their skills at key moments

 

[censored] hell!!!!

Another wasted season!

To choke like that twice in a row is humiliating.

Missing crucial goals killed us!

I think I am going to go and vomit!!!!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

Give Yze the keys.

Really feel for those who went tonight.


Pretenders can't kick, back to we talk the talk but can't walk the walk, we cooked no question about it, can't kick 

Changes need to be made. Goal kicking again cost us. 

Gawn missed 2 sitters then for some dumb reason touched Oliver's kick in the line.

Fritta missed goals he should have kicked.

That last kick by Viney was horrendous 

Just speechless.
They just keep doin' it.
Over generations.
WT actual F.
 

1 minute ago, BW511 said:

Gut feel, our list is not as strong as people think.

Our best 3 players let us down horribly with their skills at key moments

 

Sad to say that's the truth 


Name me a better choke.

2nd. Two losses to interstate teams at the MCG including one that hadn't won there for 10 years.

4th. Dominate Collingwood to oblivion but still lose.

Lose to a Carlton team that can barely run after kicking 9.17.

You can quote me all you like. The COVID Flag was a [censored] flag won in front of a rent-a-crown while every long suffering supporter was locked up at home.

4 finals at the MCG since and we lose all 4. 

It's such a colossal choking job fit for a minnow club trying to fit in with the big boys.

Lucky for me i dont  live in Australia. I dont have to put up with what happens next.

I'm out of here .

How embarrassing.

Lions will belt the bluebaggers next week.

 

1 minute ago, BW511 said:

Gut feel, our list is not as strong as people think.

Our best 3 players let us down horribly with their skills at key moments

 

Homies been saying it for ages

What a perfect way to go out. You couldn’t script it any better. Lost with [censored] goal kicking. 

I am truly over football. Sad to say I’m happy it’s over for 6 months.

Peace out 


  • Demonland changed the title to POSTGAME: SF vs Carlton 

This game was not lost at selection. We had kicked more points than they had scoring shots with 2 mins to go in the last. Grundy, Schache or anyone else would have made [censored] all difference.

Oliver, Gawn, Viney, Sparrow, Spargo, ANB, Tomlinson, Chandler all kicked points, zero goals.
 

 

AFL gift lads 

Let's not pretend we're good enough but [censored] me if the AFL isn't rigged I'll cut my zucchini off


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