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Finals Superstar

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Could be anyone of about 10/12 of our players  May Lever McVee Rivers Viney Lingers Kossie Clarry Gus Trac Gawny ANB ( his recent form and minimal errors have him in best ever status) Fritta Tmac and Sparrow. 

Sorry JVR Hunter Bowser Joel Bill L Hibbo Disco Tommo Spargo. Broody etc. 

No wonder we are one of the favourites with this team all in pretty good form and bl..dy determined. They look mighty hungry also. 

 
1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Trac. He will tear teams apart this September. And I mean really tear them apart.

Surely not literally?

I am hoping that all our players have an excellent finals campaign.

Although, I am especially looking forward to seeing how Kozzie Pickett performs on the big stage!

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GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS!!! 🔴🔵👹

 

CHINNY CHIN CHIN CHANDLER!

Look out! He may not be big, but he’s fearless!


If going by what Goody said last night on 360 (that our players are mighty fresh and fit), then its really a hard choice as anyone of them can go nuts. 

For me if i could chose, anyone of ANB, Kozzy or Chin. Reason being, when any one of them fire it means our a forward half game is on and that usually means a W. 

Trac, Viney, Gawn, Brayshaw, Rivers, May, Lever………take your pick, Champions the lot of them. 💪

Joel Smith will have an important moment for sure.

James Jordon will step up as a late-game sub and provide a valuable boost when a game is tight. Couple of smothers, maybe a run-down tackle on Pendlebury at a crucial moment that results in a 12-point end-to-end turnaround.

I believe in small heroes.

 
4 hours ago, 58er said:

Could be anyone of about 10/12 of our players  May Lever McVee Rivers Viney Lingers Kossie Clarry Gus Trac Gawny ANB ( his recent form and minimal errors have him in best ever status) Fritta Tmac and Sparrow. 

Sorry JVR Hunter Bowser Joel Bill L Hibbo Disco Tommo Spargo. Broody etc. 

No wonder we are one of the favourites with this team all in pretty good form and bl..dy determined. They look mighty hungry also. 

Apologies Chin !!!

Fritsch. Safe as houses. He’ll kick 15 finals goals for us


4 hours ago, Wizard of Koz said:

Surely not literally?

Yup, literally and then we will use the defence he was possessed by a Demon and he won’t get suspended (or jail time for murder)

Edited by Gorgoroth

Viney (he'll win the Bluey too)

And 

Rivers, he just keeps getting better and better. Loving his runs off half back.

Trac he went crazy eyes in that third qtr against the Swans to drag us back into it. Just like he went crazy eyes in the 21 gf. Trac in the zone is a man possessed and scary for any opposition

Gut feel says JVR’s going take a huge mark and nail a clutch late goal at the Punt rd end to win us a final. Maybe as soon as the Pies final.

 


4 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

Trac he went crazy eyes in that third qtr against the Swans to drag us back into it. Just like he went crazy eyes in the 21 gf. Trac in the zone is a man possessed and scary for any opposition

when he gets THAT LOOK i know that we as a team are about to go on one

15 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Petracca will step up again. He was looking very determined and dominant in the second half against the Swans. He’s a weapon. It’s like a switch flicked and he was like righto the real stuff starts now, similar to Dusty firing up in finals in years past. 

Might be another Norm Smith coming his way!

With the multiple support structures around him, Petracca is going to explode - unstoppable - mobile - tough - pacey - great vision - deadly sharp-shooter - determined - ahead of the pack. His last few games seem to have been a series of specific and cameo rehearsals for what he is going to do in the finals. Clarrie will also lift, now back into the team. 

17 hours ago, Roost it far said:

Trac, Viney, Gawn, Brayshaw, Rivers, May, Lever………take your pick, Champions the lot of them. 💪

Clarry not a champ? 


Would it be nice to have Tmac be the one.

I have a suspicion it will be Fritta.

Kozzie is certainly a wildcard.

Oliver who has missed almost half a season should never be underestimated.

I might as well mention the entire team.

Could easily be a dozen of our players.

Fairytale#1: May winning the Norm and giving his premiership medal to Jake M.

Fairytale#2: Grundy getting a horses-for-courses gig next Thursday, ripping it apart, then taking that form through two more games (Fairytale#2A: The second of those being a Collingwood rematch)

p.s. Thank you, everyone, for not taking up @SPC's offer to nominate players from other clubs. How will anyone be able to qualify anyway?!

p.p.s. The above views do not necessarily reflect the author's residual MFCSS. Go away, QF favouritism!

21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

CHINNY CHIN CHIN CHANDLER!

Look out! He may not be big, but he’s fearless!

Chandler could well go berserk, kicking several goals; he is just as accurate as Fritta, is faster and has a very big engine. He is also a rather reliable target when moving to space, from space and reading the incomings from downfield. He is, WCW, well-built, tough and plays taller on the ground than expected. 

 
45 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Would it be nice to have Tmac be the one.

I have a suspicion it will be Fritta.

Kozzie is certainly a wildcard.

Oliver who has missed almost half a season should never be underestimated.

I might as well mention the entire team.

Could easily be a dozen of our players.

Close, my count is potentially 14 MFC players. :-) But they will sacrifice this personal potential in their election to play 'team' footy, bringing every strength to the task of ensuring The Filth's capitulation by the third quarter.

Edited by Deemania since 56

Nothing more certain: if Max wins the bog we win the flag


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