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6 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Couple of black and white hammy actions would be nice

If a Collingwood players gets a soft tissue injury against this Essendon team they are trying too hard

 
4 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Essendon can get [censored], just playing Collingwood into form absolutely no pressure being applied. A gift for Collingwood

You can’t get played into form if you play against a team that wouldn’t even finish in the top 10 in the VFL based on how they’ve been travelling.

 
11 minutes ago, BDA said:

Dear bombers

Would appreciate it if you could knock some of the pies players into next week

thanks

Actually knock them into the week after.

Tippa should be allowed to have his own personal sub. 


3 minutes ago, BDA said:

think I'll jump on bomberblitz for [censored] and giggles.

Summary from their Bigfooty pages:

"WOW WE ******* PATHETIC..BLOKES MISSING TACKLES..HIND HANDBALLING OVER HIS HEAD COST US A GOAL. LANGFORD DOING THE SAME.. BLOKES DONT REALISE IT THEY ARE PLAYING FOR THEIR CAREERS.. SO MANY BLOKES JUST WONT CHASE OR TACKLE AND you dont need ******* talent for that..!!!"

My personal favourite:

"I don't want to renew my membership next year. At this point, I wanna take a year off footy".

Wow, just switch it on at the end of the first.

How can he step off the mark for the kick after the siren?  Is that now also a "natural" arc?  Thats a joke by the umpires and a joke the player can't kick a drop punt or even a check side through from there.

Don's are woeful.

We'll be playing Pie's week 1 of the finals.  Maybe the bomber's can pull their finger out after qtr time and apply some old fashion pressure.  

lastly, I bet the AFL and 7 is loving this picture for a Friday night, how many have already turned it off.  Time to give the bombers, the graveyard slot for next season. 

 

10 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Essendon can get [censored], just playing Collingwood into form absolutely no pressure being applied. A gift for Collingwood

They’re playing Collingwood into form? This is a training run. What do they gain from this other than false confidence? 

 
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Final
GWS 7.3 13.5 20.6 25.12 162
Essendon 1.0 2.1 4.4 5.6 36

 

Can I say Essendon is a poor but honest team.


Good luck to anyone that has an Essendon player for anytime goal kicker in their same game multis.

the only reason the pies won't win this by 100 points is if they decide to take their foot off the gas.

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Good luck to anyone that has an Essendon player for anytime goal kicker in their same game multis.

Yes. Big mistake from me. 

Surely in the best interests of the League, the Bombers just need to go the knuckle for the rest of the game. 


Peptides tanking for 13th spot!!

How did this bombers team inflict the biggest loss on us this year?

 Crazy

The Essendon team that beat us, would beat this Essendon team by 150 points. 
 

How can a team drop off in effort and intensity this much? I don’t get it. 


 

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