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NON-MFC: Rd 24 2023

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6 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Couple of black and white hammy actions would be nice

If a Collingwood players gets a soft tissue injury against this Essendon team they are trying too hard

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    4 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

    Essendon can get [censored], just playing Collingwood into form absolutely no pressure being applied. A gift for Collingwood

    You can’t get played into form if you play against a team that wouldn’t even finish in the top 10 in the VFL based on how they’ve been travelling.

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    11 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Dear bombers

    Would appreciate it if you could knock some of the pies players into next week

    thanks

    Actually knock them into the week after.

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    Tippa should be allowed to have his own personal sub. 

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    3 minutes ago, BDA said:

    think I'll jump on bomberblitz for [censored] and giggles.

    Summary from their Bigfooty pages:

    "WOW WE ******* PATHETIC..BLOKES MISSING TACKLES..HIND HANDBALLING OVER HIS HEAD COST US A GOAL. LANGFORD DOING THE SAME.. BLOKES DONT REALISE IT THEY ARE PLAYING FOR THEIR CAREERS.. SO MANY BLOKES JUST WONT CHASE OR TACKLE AND you dont need ******* talent for that..!!!"

    My personal favourite:

    "I don't want to renew my membership next year. At this point, I wanna take a year off footy".

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    Wow, just switch it on at the end of the first.

    How can he step off the mark for the kick after the siren?  Is that now also a "natural" arc?  Thats a joke by the umpires and a joke the player can't kick a drop punt or even a check side through from there.

    Don's are woeful.

    We'll be playing Pie's week 1 of the finals.  Maybe the bomber's can pull their finger out after qtr time and apply some old fashion pressure.  

    lastly, I bet the AFL and 7 is loving this picture for a Friday night, how many have already turned it off.  Time to give the bombers, the graveyard slot for next season. 

     

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    10 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

    Essendon can get [censored], just playing Collingwood into form absolutely no pressure being applied. A gift for Collingwood

    They’re playing Collingwood into form? This is a training run. What do they gain from this other than false confidence? 

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    Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Final
    GWS 7.3 13.5 20.6 25.12 162
    Essendon 1.0 2.1 4.4 5.6 36

     

    Can I say Essendon is a poor but honest team.

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    Good luck to anyone that has an Essendon player for anytime goal kicker in their same game multis.

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    the only reason the pies won't win this by 100 points is if they decide to take their foot off the gas.

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    1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Good luck to anyone that has an Essendon player for anytime goal kicker in their same game multis.

    Yes. Big mistake from me. 

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    Surely in the best interests of the League, the Bombers just need to go the knuckle for the rest of the game. 

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    Peptides tanking for 13th spot!!

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    Don the sash

    go bombers

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    How did this bombers team inflict the biggest loss on us this year?

     Crazy

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    The Essendon team that beat us, would beat this Essendon team by 150 points. 
     

    How can a team drop off in effort and intensity this much? I don’t get it. 

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