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Petracca playing the worst game of his life, can't handball 2 metres.

 
 
Just now, Chook said:

Petracca playing the worst game of his life, can't handball 2 metres.

And then gets beaten by a 12 year old in a marking contest.

Petracca gotta be more switched on than that…. Good grief. 🫣


Petracca just got outmarked by a first gamer...

[censored] poor effort by Trac

 

Petracca outmanned by a first gamer. 


So the guy has come in for his first game, replaces Will day and already has 2 goals.

Already contributed more than Oliver and trac combined 

Edited by dees189227

Petracca’s having an absolute mare.

2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Petracca playing the worst game of his life, can't handball 2 metres.

Cannot believe it Barry Crocker so far he will lift


Sparrow also a bit to blame in that marking contest. He was manning someone on the far behind post. Should have been further off him to cover the centre kick. In the end he couldn't help Petracca neutralise it.

1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

All this because Petracca hand balled from the centre when he should have kicked it long into the forward line.

More because he missed the 2 metre handball

Can we sub Tomlinson off, complete liability not sure why he was bought into the team


JFC we are poor today. 

 
3 minutes ago, Chook said:

Petracca playing the worst game of his life, can't handball 2 metres.

JVR not far behind him

Kozzie's goal. Impey ran off him and he jogged behind. Impey got the ball and set up the play.

We're playing very lazy, make no mistake.


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