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What They Are Saying at Punt Road

Lucifers Hero
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What on earth? Why would they think either of the following: 

- Lever a faux tough guy?

- We would view a game against a team sitting 10th as our grand final? 

These people are insane. Much like us I guess. 

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    4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    Quite a few references to the contemptuous 'shemans' for our beloved demons...hope we thrash them in a bruising game

    How non-woke is that.

    As if females aren't tough.

    We could embrace the force, bring the resilience, heart, determination, courage, intelligence, connection, I could keep going with She qualities.

    Living in the dark ages, comments leaning towards a sexist and misogynistic bent. I guess they are not alone in that uneducated or uncomprehending box.

    Edited by kev martin

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    4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    A mixed bag of views.  Quite bland really. 

    • With Melbourne's strong defence, I'd rest Jack and bring in the more nimble Cumberlland.  We look so good when we play with pace.
    • We're ****ed against the Dees next week if we don't find another tall in a hurry to keep Lever and May occupied.
    • We have nothing to lose next week. If anyone is going to do some pumping it’s the Tiger Army against them Feckless Felchers!
    • Does that faux tough guy lever still have that stupid Moe??
    • Well you DO sound like you’re whinging and nobody asked you to come on to the Richmond board and give your opinions. So go away.  (To a Hawks fan).
    • Beat Shemans next week and the lid is off, imagine if we had lynch for most of the season…
    • shemans will rush in cocaine oliver and beavis fricstch next week for their grand final
    • Anyone else find it weird that Hardwick couldn’t win a close game and Mini can’t lose one?
    • Watched melb win by 4p v crows today , didn’t look unbeatable to me
    • We'll smash them if we turn up. Big IF though
    • You should post more often , 100% pure sense , rare around here
    • We are a chance...Big boys game...Mini attack!
    • Free kicks 21 - 12 for Rabbleborne against Addaraid, I'm a going to stay under the biggest rock i can find game day!
    • Miller and Jack to sacrifice themselves on May and Lever while we run, gun and lower our eyes entering 50.  Only way to beat Melbourne without Lynch
    • game plan- we bomb it in we lose. give may and Lever a field day. be smart and bring in another tall option
    • we wont win this…we are shemans grand final
    • I'd like for us to take a scalp like Melbourne just to show we might not just be making up the numbers come September.
    • Melbourne by 8 goals as we were horrible against Hawks and Eagles.
    • Can't see us beating the Dees. Can't see us getting within 24 points for that matter.

     

    Lots of favourites this week:

    1.  Does that faux tough guy lever still have that stupid Moe??

    2. About Kane Cornes

    • No wonder he failed as a fireman.  Prefers to start fires rather than put them out.

    3.  A passing reference to our record 186pt loss, perhaps...

    • Outs - mansell, kmac, Cotchin, miller
    • Ins - Cumberland, Browne, sonsie, Ryan
    • We will loose by 186 if we make those changes

    4..  This comment:

    • Well loose

    triggered these responses

    • We are in big trouble.
    • We'll smash the dees.
    • We will win
    • You win some you loose some

    Any pedants out there😉?

     

    Quite a few references to the contemptuous 'shemans' for our beloved demons...hope we thrash them in a bruising game. 

    More likely a win by the Dees by a 3-4 goals

    They're not a terribly evolved lot ;)

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    53 minutes ago, Sydee said:
    • shemans will rush in cocaine oliver and beavis fricstch next week for their grand final

    Blow it up and post on the walls of the changeroom - great pregame motivation. 

    Put it up, then ask Daisy, together with a few of her previous team-mates, to give a pregame Gee-up, highlighting feminine qualities.

    Edited by kev martin

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    Just get Trac to wave to their cheer squad and give them the old L symbol after we beat them yet again.

    Vile peasants.

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    4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    I’m taking an overseas holiday so this is my last ‘WTAS@...’ .  Will leave it up to other posters to prepare them while I’m away and if they wish, continue with them thereafter. 

    Stay well, D’Landers!

    Mandatory reading each week. Many thanks for the work.

    But honestly the stream of consiousness from the Tiges site youv'e put up here is moronic by a mile compared to other teams commentary . 

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    Whatever they lack in chromosomes they make up for in blind optimism. Bless. 

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    1 hour ago, kev martin said:

    Put it up, then ask Daisy, together with a few of her previous team-mates, to give a pregame Gee-up, highlighting feminine qualities.

    I'd love to kev, especially the highlighting stuff.   btw you got my pronoun wrong and now i'm aggreived.

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    2 hours ago, Demon17 said:

    Mandatory reading each week. Many thanks for the work.

    But honestly the stream of consiousness from the Tiges site youv'e put up here is moronic by a mile compared to other teams commentary . 

    It is the worst I've come across by some margin...and the op was just from the first two pages!!

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    This is the bf thread from which the op was taken.  round-20-v-melbourne.  Starting at page 3, for those who would like to amuse themselves or update this thread in the coming days. 

    Edited by Lucifers Hero

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    To be fair there was one sensible comment.

    • Miller and Jack to sacrifice themselves on May and Lever while we run, gun and lower our eyes entering 50.  Only way to beat Melbourne without Lynch

    They did that in the first qtr on Anzac eve and tore us to shreds.

    But when we closed down space of their defenders and mids they were useless.  

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    39 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Some of the dumbest comments I’ve read, from one of the more vocal and stupider supporter groups. No surprises really. 

    Probably the second worse away game to attend at the G after Collingwood. 
    Their supporters are vile morons. 

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    beavis fricstch . This amused me, might start calling him that myself

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    17 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Probably the second worse away game to attend at the G after Collingwood. 
    Their supporters are vile morons. 

    Toiges vastly more feral than Filth....let that just filter through for a moment  😉

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    4 hours ago, Sydee said:
    • shemans will rush in cocaine oliver and beavis fricstch next week for their grand final

    Blow it up and post on the walls of the changeroom - great pregame motivation. 

    No, don't do that, please. Their (Tigers) inherent illiteracy is '...something up which I cannot put!) Thanks to Jack Dyer.

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    2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Probably the second worse away game to attend at the G after Collingwood. 
    Their supporters are vile morons. 

    Worse than a Carlton home game?

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    1 hour ago, Demon_spurs said:

    beavis fricstch . This amused me, might start calling him that myself

    Could be worse …. Buthead!

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    10 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

     

     

    4..  This comment:

    • Well loose

    triggered these responses

    • We are in big trouble.
    • We'll smash the dees.
    • We will win
    • You win some you loose some

    Any pedants out there😉?

     

     

    You're trying to tempt me but I'm not that easy. I expect nothing better from that rabble

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