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Snakey 💥 

 

Jake the snake continues his sparkling goal kicking form from Casey

 

1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Is it just me or does Kozzie regularly look like he could impact a contest but doesn’t attack it?

Oh but his stats! 
 

(it’s not just you)

If there’s a sweep going I’ll have Milkshake for 5

 

I like Melk in the team, obviously especially now. But he leads, is clever and is about one of 2 or 3 who could have kicked that. Great goal


MAX I HOPE YOU'RE USING GRIPPO SON.  If not you should be.  Dropping way too many attempts.

I've just about had it with Brayshaw's awful disposal.


Poor decision by Gus to HB there

1 minute ago, Macca said:

BS ... Not from what I've seen.  Handpassing to a player who then gets tackled is somehow labelled as inefficient

The evaluation is garbage as many times the player is under pressure disposing of the ball

Get off his back, you should know better

 

One, don’t tell me what to do.

Two, I’ve not been on his back. But tonight in my opinion he has disposed of it poorly and chosen some bad options. 
And just then to sparrow was a perfect example. He is skilled enough to hit that target. 
So I won’t get better because simply I think I’m right. 
 

7 commentators still jacking off about the Saints.


1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Petty, shades of Omac

He's looked so slow hasn't he? What's going on

What a waste, we got out of jail and got done with a sloppy tackle. 

 

Anyone talking then 


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