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Lost at selection again JVR Is more suited to wet weather than brown, 27 more inside 50s just a pathetic performance put a fork in us we are done forget top 4 could even miss the 8

ANB is a momentum killer

Runs hard, does lots of 1%ers, can't kick, turns it over at critical times, fumbles incessantly, terrible below the knees for a small forward 

 

Let me guess we are the highest scoring side ....nup, the umpires.....nup, we are loading ......nup cannot wait for this explanation 


1 minute ago, SPC said:

Time to grab Hardwick. 

I know you're tongue in cheek but Goodwin is 100% the problem here. How many years grace will our soft club give this guy?

This could well be the nail in the coffin of our season. 
Lost the 4 points and our solitary reliable goal kicker for maybe the season.  

 

Predictable and pathetic. Laughable that people were upset last night about the Bombers losing hurting our top 2 chances. 
 

Welcome to the unfortunate reality of the Melbourne Football Club at the moment.

When you're coming off the ground at halftime and Gus says our game is looking good offensively and we've kicked 2 goals 9, i reckon theres an issue with accepting mediocrity. 

Not sure we will be able to make finals from here. How mark stafford still has a job is beyond me. 

I don’t like watching Melbourne anymore. This past month has been excruciating. 


Anyone who thinks we are still genuine flag contenders this year is dreaming. 73 inside 50s for 5 goals 🤦🏻‍♂️. Even in the conditions this is putrid.

This is getting absolutely embarrassing. I reckon we will almost certainly get touched by St Kilda next week for 3 losses in a row. 

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Just now, Clintosaurus said:

Time for the unskilled to go to Casey and not return. Woey, Howes, JVR all in.

Haven't been Melbourned yet. Get them in. bowey , Salem anyone with skill forward please.

 

BBB did ok considering the conditions want to see him with jvr and gawn Grundy leading to positions our main forwards are not. It's basic forward play. 

 


3 minutes ago, SPC said:

Time to grab Hardwick. 

YEP pay Simon out !

I said it at the start of the year & I’ll say it again. I don’t ever want to see Ben Brown in a Demons outfit ever again.

1 minute ago, stranga said:

I know you're tongue in cheek but Goodwin is 100% the problem here. How many years grace will our soft club give this guy?

Newsflash - we won the Premiership in 2021

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Why didn’t Lever or Trac stand on the mark for Kelly mark. If Lever just stands the mark he kicks from 75m. 

Geez I wish Essendon won. That would’ve left the door open for a top 2 spot 🙄


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