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NON-MFC: Rd 12 2023

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To borrow a line off the great commentator Peter Landy:

If someone said at half time that Hawthorn would put 94 points on Port you’d probably call the police on them.

 

Final quarter of Port/Hawthorn has the mood of a carcass being slung onto the hook to bleed out post-slaughter.

Next up, Collingwood/West Coast. Basically pushing the whole pig directly into the bacon slicer.

An afternoon of football.

I love the psychological impact of this on Port. It just asks questions of them. Allowing 11 goals in a quarter and a half.

 

Very entertaining reading Port forum post Hawks game.  

They've gone completely ballistic at Hinkley. Hawks allegedly kicked 9 goals in 12 minutes !

I find that hard to believe.

I'm expecting nothing from the Eagles. It would be good if they could soften up the pies, inflict a couple of injuries though.

28 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Final quarter of Port/Hawthorn has the mood of a carcass being slung onto the hook to bleed out post-slaughter.

Next up, Collingwood/West Coast. Basically pushing the whole pig directly into the bacon slicer.

An afternoon of football.

Reminds me of that scene in Saw 2 with the pig sluicer…

 

JDG in trouble ? Let’s see what  Mr MRO does with this one. 

Edited by Dee Zephyr


Point of shoulder to the chin, he’s gone 

Edited by BW511


Can’t see JDG getting out of this one

Deblowie will probably get off because the filth are playing us next week. 

Chrisso say $1000 only 

4 minutes ago, Satan said:

Should be gawn

Should be de gawn.


That is 100% going to be 1-2 weeks. No way he gets off.

Just need Mason Cox to dump tackle someone now. 

 
9 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

De Goey might get a fine if it’s deemed low contact??

Not a chance.

Any concussion, mutiple weeks.

Let the ball pass him, elected to bump - and flushed his shoulder direct into his cheek.

Text book.

No concussion and he still gets a minimum one, maybe two. 

Edited by binman


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