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NON-MFC: Rd 12 2023

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To borrow a line off the great commentator Peter Landy:

If someone said at half time that Hawthorn would put 94 points on Port you’d probably call the police on them.

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    Final quarter of Port/Hawthorn has the mood of a carcass being slung onto the hook to bleed out post-slaughter.

    Next up, Collingwood/West Coast. Basically pushing the whole pig directly into the bacon slicer.

    An afternoon of football.

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    I love the psychological impact of this on Port. It just asks questions of them. Allowing 11 goals in a quarter and a half.

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    Very entertaining reading Port forum post Hawks game.  

    They've gone completely ballistic at Hinkley. Hawks allegedly kicked 9 goals in 12 minutes !

    I find that hard to believe.

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    I'm expecting nothing from the Eagles. It would be good if they could soften up the pies, inflict a couple of injuries though.

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    28 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Final quarter of Port/Hawthorn has the mood of a carcass being slung onto the hook to bleed out post-slaughter.

    Next up, Collingwood/West Coast. Basically pushing the whole pig directly into the bacon slicer.

    An afternoon of football.

    Reminds me of that scene in Saw 2 with the pig sluicer…

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    JDG in trouble ? Let’s see what  Mr MRO does with this one. 

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    Can’t see JDG getting out of this one

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    Balls gone by, chose to bump, left the ground, hit him with the shoulder. 

    Theres no way that’s not at least one.

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    Deblowie will probably get off because the filth are playing us next week. 

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    Chrisso say $1000 only 

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    4 minutes ago, Satan said:

    Should be gawn

    Should be de gawn.

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    9 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    De Goey might get a fine if it’s deemed low contact??

    Not a chance.

    Any concussion, mutiple weeks.

    Let the ball pass him, elected to bump - and flushed his shoulder direct into his cheek.

    Text book.

    No concussion and he still gets a minimum one, maybe two. 

    Edited by binman

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