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My 3 word player analysis V Port Umpires

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - surprisingly little influence 

Oliver - prolific but undisciplined 

Petracca - unsighted 3 quarters

Viney - lumbering and ineffective 

Brayshaw - was rarely sighted

Salem - needed the run

McVee - couldn’t handle conditions 

Rivers - tried all game

Fritsch - 10 minute performance 

Chandler - couldn’t get going

Pickett - career worst performance 

Spargo - had little impact 

Grundy - slow and lumbering 

May - unconvincing and slow

Langdon - lost his run

Hunter - rarely impacted game

McDonald - needed more involvement 

vanRooyen - undisciplined and careless 

Hibberd - brave but limited

 Bowey - quiet before injury 

Neai-Bullen - was rarely sighted

Jordon - had no impact

 

 

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    5 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - surprisingly little influence 

    Oliver - prolific but undisciplined 

    Petracca - unsighted 3 quarters

    Viney - lumbering and ineffective 

    Brayshaw - was rarely sighted

    Salem - needed the run

    McVee - couldn’t handle conditions 

    Rivers - tried all game

    Fritsch - 10 minute performance 

    Chandler - couldn’t get going

    Pickett - career worst performance 

    Spargo - had little impact 

    Grundy - slow and lumbering 

    May - unconvincing and slow

    Langdon - lost his run

    Hunter - rarely impacted game

    McDonald - needed more involvement 

    vanRooyen - undisciplined and careless 

    Hibberd - brave but limited

     Bowey - quiet before injury 

    Neai-Bullen - was rarely sighted

    Jordon - had no impact

     

     

    A little harsh 

    maybe replace with 

    Tonight MFC had

    TOO MUCH HUBRIS 

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    Lumbering is the word, horribly slow across the field, no flag this year.

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    Gawn Career worst performance

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    Three words … 

    Dees lost game 

    pathetic biased umps

    Demonlanders go crazy 

    no honourable losses

    clearances big worry

    midfield needs class

    Best was Riv

    kozzzzy stay forward 

    Tmcd is cooked

    key forward needed

    Howes possible debut

    get Cooper Simpson

    get Darcy Wilson

     

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    Thread - Bye This Week?

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    49 minutes ago, Billy said:

    Langdon Soft as butter

    he is pretty average 1 on 1, especially in marking contests 😐

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - surprisingly little influence 

    Oliver - prolific but undisciplined 

    Petracca - unsighted 3 quarters

    Viney - lumbering and ineffective 

    Brayshaw - was rarely sighted

    Salem - needed the run

    McVee - couldn’t handle conditions 

    Rivers - tried all game

    Fritsch - 10 minute performance 

    Chandler - couldn’t get going

    Pickett - career worst performance 

    Spargo - had little impact 

    Grundy - slow and lumbering 

    May - unconvincing and slow

    Langdon - lost his run

    Hunter - rarely impacted game

    McDonald - needed more involvement 

    vanRooyen - undisciplined and careless 

    Hibberd - brave but limited

     Bowey - quiet before injury 

    Neai-Bullen - was rarely sighted

    Jordon - had no impact

     

     

    Wow, it's a miracle we didn't lose by 186 points. 

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    Linda Blair like!

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    7 hours ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

    Wow, it's a miracle we didn't lose by 186 points. 

    We're going to rename ourselves The Trent Rivers next week, according to this analysis

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    HAPPENS EVERY WEEK

    Heard from confidant that we are all the AFL talk about every Monday or Tuesday. Stop laughing at the AFL, boys.

    Which umpires to do our game and which umpires not to...

    How to catch us unprepared, different rule to be regurgitated and enforced. How cocky we are. How our senior/leaders players talk back to the Media all the time, to the point of no communication for fear of retribution back on the field.

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    Nearly a waste of time. We only got beaten by 4 points in a game that we hung in, and could have been completely blown away.

    Hardly seemed to be one positive assessment of any player.

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    6 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

    HAPPENS EVERY WEEK

    Heard from confidant that we are all the AFL talk about every Monday or Tuesday. Stop laughing at the AFL, boys.

    Which umpires to do our game and which umpires not to...

    How to catch us unprepared, different rule to be regurgitated and enforced. How cocky we are. How our senior/leaders players talk back to the Media all the time, to the point of no communication for fear of retribution back on the field.

    I might reply if I could actually understand what you are saying here.

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    1 hour ago, loges said:

    I might reply if I could actually understand what you are saying here.

    Ditto.... mumbo jumbo

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