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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Our handballing in close is being read too easily (happening for 3 weeks now) by opposition. Intercepted over and over again. If not this, our handball target is consistently the wrong option or at the wrong time. 

Edited by Maldonboy38

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    Goody needs to tear strips off em at 1/2 time. Coaches also need a rocket, starting with Yze and Chaplin.

    We look like we don’t want to be playing today. Do something Jack.

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    🤮🤮🤮🤮poor.
    2nd qtr Petty. Trac. Clarry. Riv. May. Grundy (defensive work). Spargo. Sparrow. Not working hard enough defensively.  

    Tomlinson deliberately out of bounds - dumb !!!!!

    pressure nil - parish tag ??????? Anyone ?? 

    coaches preparedness for bombers double rucks !! 🤮

    umps !!! Head high and holding the ball ????

    Turnovers !!  And hospital handballs- Grundy x3, JV, Trac   Wtf  !!! 

    Gus. Maybe JV.  👍🏻And … ?? 

    Edited by spirit of norm smith
    Xx

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    This will be a good test to see if we can lift in the second half. Leaders need to lead


    Just now, Seraph said:

    Spargo called for it then fell over.

    hes not much taller standing up, was a lazy option but he had little else 

     

    Unless something changes we aren’t winning today bombers just doing the same thing over and over 

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    Spargo, Chandler & Kozzy all having the same mare


    Essendons nailing every tackle today. They are getting free and hitting there targets.

    We are bombing it, overturning it and can't get a goal.

     

    Just now, —coach— said:

    [censored] me, chandler held, then two blokes fall flat on his back. Free the them WTF

    Jumped on it and dragged it in ..... Just dumb.

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    We’ve set up our entire game around our stars playing well and when they’re either injured or down on form our lesser likes struggle. Same as last year. 

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    Backline in complete disarray without Lever

    Petty's been absolutely shizen so far

     

    I am now counting handball errors. 2 in 30 seconds so far. 

    1 minute ago, Fork 'em said:

    Jumped on it and dragged it in ..... Just dumb.

    Held without it first 

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