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Our handballing in close is being read too easily (happening for 3 weeks now) by opposition. Intercepted over and over again. If not this, our handball target is consistently the wrong option or at the wrong time. 

Edited by Maldonboy38

 

Goody needs to tear strips off em at 1/2 time. Coaches also need a rocket, starting with Yze and Chaplin.

We look like we don’t want to be playing today. Do something Jack.

 

🤮🤮🤮🤮poor.
2nd qtr Petty. Trac. Clarry. Riv. May. Grundy (defensive work). Spargo. Sparrow. Not working hard enough defensively.  

Tomlinson deliberately out of bounds - dumb !!!!!

pressure nil - parish tag ??????? Anyone ?? 

coaches preparedness for bombers double rucks !! 🤮

umps !!! Head high and holding the ball ????

Turnovers !!  And hospital handballs- Grundy x3, JV, Trac   Wtf  !!! 

Gus. Maybe JV.  👍🏻And … ?? 

Edited by spirit of norm smith
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This will be a good test to see if we can lift in the second half. Leaders need to lead


Just now, Seraph said:

Spargo called for it then fell over.

hes not much taller standing up, was a lazy option but he had little else 

 

Unless something changes we aren’t winning today bombers just doing the same thing over and over 

 

Spargo, Chandler & Kozzy all having the same mare


Essendons nailing every tackle today. They are getting free and hitting there targets.

We are bombing it, overturning it and can't get a goal.

 

Just now, —coach— said:

[censored] me, chandler held, then two blokes fall flat on his back. Free the them WTF

Jumped on it and dragged it in ..... Just dumb.


Brain dead. The lot of them. 

We’ve set up our entire game around our stars playing well and when they’re either injured or down on form our lesser likes struggle. Same as last year. 


Backline in complete disarray without Lever

Petty's been absolutely shizen so far

 

I am now counting handball errors. 2 in 30 seconds so far. 

1 minute ago, Fork 'em said:

Jumped on it and dragged it in ..... Just dumb.

Held without it first 


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