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Intra-club Practice Match

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Did anyone see it? @picket fence maybe?

 

Please explain.

 

1 minute ago, drysdale demon said:

Does it matter?

Yes, we need an scapegoat and answers!

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4 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

You Want a public stoning?

Depends who the player was

 

I would hope that they would not take any risks with any of those three playing before they have recovered.


2 hours ago, Deefiant said:

Yes, we need a scapegoat and answers!

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It was Clarry………………….go on, I dare you

3 hours ago, Deefiant said:

Yes, we need an scapegoat and answers!

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Yep, it's due process to blame any of these problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.

All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah!

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Perhaps Salem will be back inside the first 4 or so games, which is very good news.

Good old 224?

9 hours ago, layzie said:

Yep, it's due process to blame any of these problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.

And if I can attain for you these animals?


11 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

It was Clarry………………….go on, I dare you

In that case,

Bailey should take more care on the field.

2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Good old 224?

You mean 4-6.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

You mean 4-6.

Correct. Just testing that memory young fella.

16 hours ago, defuture15 said:

All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah!

“All those affected by the devil, please move to the left”

”Don’t touch the Chosen one…”

On 3/10/2023 at 5:42 PM, dees189227 said:

Who was the player that stood on Bayley's foot?

It wasn't a player. It was Razor Ray. 


I know who trod on Fritta’s foot.

Hey, this can be our next quiz!

Answers in PMs only (looking at you, @Lampers!) 

First clue: it’s a male person

Second clue: he plays for the MFC

Third clue: It was accidental

Three clues right off the bat. Ya don’t get that with @Demonstone et al.

JK not a legit quiz. Please don’t PM any answers. 😁

32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

First clue: it’s a male person
 

Are you sure there aren't any women here today?

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9 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Are you sure there aren't any women here today?

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Wonder what they would pay for a bag of rocks?

 
47 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I know who trod on Fritta’s foot.

Hey, this can be our next quiz!

Answers in PMs only (looking at you, @Lampers!) 

First clue: it’s a male person

Second clue: he plays for the MFC

Third clue: It was accidental

Three clues right off the bat. Ya don’t get that with @Demonstone et al.

JK not a legit quiz. Please don’t PM any answers. 😁

Was it Viney, in the study, with the candle stick

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I know who trod on Fritta’s foot.

So do I. 

But Fritta knows he has to keep his mouth shut, because he's been told what will happen otherwise.

 

 


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