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Oliver's fault he was gouged in the eye

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13 minutes ago, sue said:

I’d love to see Clarry win a brownlow to just shut these dribblers up and bring him in the respect he more than deserves. 

 

I head butted some randoms knee once


52 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Clarry goes under the radar for most hated amongst opposition fans, there is going to be a lot of salt when he wins the Brownlow

And I'm not sure why TBH.

Kane Cornes is the Andrew Bolt of football. Making a career of being a contrarian but at the end of the day is inconsequential.

 

Absolute BS Cornes

Berry went straight for the eye. He knew what he was doing 

Don’t make up stories 


That is so so pathetic!

Where was this angst last week when Dangerfield whinged to his bench then to Robbo that Ginnivan had laid a chicken wing tackle on him. 

Dangerfield who is president of the AFLPA.  Did he not break the player's code?

Robbo carried the story for him to the point the AFL investigated after the MRO findings were published and found Jack had no case to answer.  jack-ginnivan-chicken-wing-tackle-on-patrick-dangerfield

Oliver was appealing for a free in game.  Dangerfield carried on through the media days after the game  Which of the two, would other player's think broke the 'player code'?

Players would be laughing at Cornes for that comment.

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Clarry gets illegally held at every stoppage but only a couple of frees are awarded. Absolute scam.

Personally I think eye gauging is close to the worst sin in footy.  If Berry did it deliberately I'd ban him for a season.

The AFL media have proven time and time again this year that when you lose, you are wide open to criticism, and when you win you are untouchable. 

We, I am afraid, are the losers and have to put up with this [censored].  


16 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

That is so so pathetic!

Yes LH, I was embarrassed for Cornes upon hearing him say that!  
Also Oliver is nothing like the 100kg that Cornes mentioned. The whole thing is BS .

..plus eye gouging should be discouraged

What an absolute disgrace!

Clayton Oliver could of been blinded!

It was a despicable act by Jarrod Berry from the Brisbane Lions gouging at Clayton's eyes.

Did you see Clayton's eye during the game? It was severely bruised with blood in his eyeball!

I feel sorry for Clarrie he cops it every week from opposition midfielders trying to tag him.

Let's hope he wins the 2022 Brownlow Medal this year to show the rest of the AFL why we rate him so highly.

Shove it up the haters Clarrie! We love you here at the Demons!

I reckon quoting Cornes on Demonland should be prohibited !

He is a dead set [censored] sucker . Always looking for a headline. I can't remember him ever making a useful comment.

Mentioned on SEN on Sunday that you don’t push a door with bent knuckles. 
Was 100% intentional and deserves to get a week (or 2). Is such a peasant act. 
 

But most of my issues are with the two umpires who could’ve have stopped the tussle by blowing a free kick. Oliver was all over berry and berry contacted high. But in all that they didn’t see a free kick - FMD!!

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On 9/12/2022 at 4:49 PM, Crystal Dees said:

 Kane just continues to confirm the widely held opinion of him. 

crazy GIF

Nah that's too sensible for Krusty Kane...

season 4 GIF


Couldn't give a stuff how this ends up to be honest. We're out, bottom line. 

Most likely something comes out and some dipstick journo runs with the "actually new information has it that it's all Melbourne's fault" routine. Just like the Goody story, just like Entrecote, just like the Melksham Freo jumper thing, just like the Brisbane sledging, just like everything.

Frankly I'm really over it and footy media.

The Media absolutely hating on us this year.

I can’t watch any of the footy shows anymore , King, Cornes, Whateley, Robbo, Caroline Wilson, BT, just love sinking the boots in.

 
On 9/12/2022 at 5:02 PM, chook fowler said:

Kane Cornes is the Andrew Bolt of football. Making a career of being a contrarian but at the end of the day is inconsequential.

Chook, that is close to the best Demonland quote of 2022. It sums up Kane Cornes brilliantly.  

Cornes is the penultimate boy who cried wolf .

No one takes him seriously 


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