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1 minute ago, SaberFang said:

Even if we limp over the finish line tonight (we seem to be in preservation mode rather than trying to win now), Geelong will cream us if we serve up this tripe next week.

Should've converted in the first and this would've been over by now.

Exactly.

The time to mix things up and try new thing was a month ago and we missed it.

This game has followed the same storyline as just about every other game this year.

 
 

Our season is on the line right now


8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Well done Sparrow with your two rubbish kicks you absolute muppet

 

Grow up.

We can't kick. We can't kick. We can't kick. So many of our misses should have been goals. 

 

Really ordinary checking there from Rivers


It doesn't even matter anymore, even if we somehow manage to scrap through this, we are gonna get slaughtered by the Cats (again) if we play like this. The Lions are. Not. That. Good. And they are making us look very lame.

Just now, Lord Nev said:

Grow up.

Nah


Kick a [censored] goal, [censored] [censored]

May not even have to wait for the third quarter to be run over

This has been coming for weeks

What an end to a promising season


Good God, this is agony. Watching this absolutely great premiership bunch fumble and hobble their way to a straight sets exit. 

 

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