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GAMEDAY: QF vs Sydney

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🥔🥔🥔🥔award 

6 anb

5 kozzy

4 brown 

3 Melksham 

2 sparrow 

1 Jackson 

and Spargo Harmes 

 

We're so happy to gloat about how we live rent free in Brisbane's Heads.. 

When does the changes v BNE thread ooen6?


Whatever we do next week do not to see a melbourne player come out and say we are going to be hard at it.

What's happened to Tracc this year?

Not poor but half as good as last year.

And that's that.

The truth is, this year, we're the lesser of the top 4 teams this year. This is further evidence. Beaten twice by the Swans, twice by the pies, smashed by the cats. 

Ah well back to smashing the Lions, hopefully. 

 

Remember when hawks got done by WC in the qualifying final and then won the granny. 

Edited by Stinger


We must jettison our kicking coach and get someone who can teach them. Not sure how Stafford has the skillset to do it. 

 

PS I reckon May started the rot

2 minutes ago, Stinger said:

Remember when hawks got done by WC in the qualifying final and then one the granny. 

I actually think we'll be better for playing through, if we do.

Just turned off the tv. Can’t watch it anymore 😓


We just don't look like scoring.

A team who had their sh*t together could still kick 4 goals, but we're all over the place.

Can't believe we got a rematch with Zorko the clown 

Better in every facet of the game, the Swans. We are their bunnies, only way to put it. 

4 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

🥔🥔🥔🥔award 

6 anb

5 kozzy

4 brown 

3 Melksham 

2 sparrow 

1 Jackson 

and Spargo Harmes 

ick of commentators barracking for Swans


If I'm a WA club I'd be right in the ear of JVR's manager. Poor kid must be thinking, WTF. How come I cant get a game when our forward line is so dysfunctional? ANB or Melk out for JVR, please Goodie.

 

Sparrow going up to spoil Jsckson who's going up for a contested mark sums up our night.

 

Get him in next week Tmac we need structure.

Melk out done, 2 shots on goal 45 degree angle shots crapped the bed our forward line is a mess.


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