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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Brisbane

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Boys don’t waste your energy and suspension fighting that pathetic cry baby Zorko. 
Not a captain’s ahole 

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    Zorko is a dog. A dirty dog. 

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    2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    I'm notvgreddy just one more before the siren.

    Ask and you shall receive 

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    Wow, when we play like that, we are scary. MFC send a shiver through the rest of the comp. Love it 

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    This is the awakening of the big bad beast.

    I want 💯 here lets be a [censored] ruthless footy club the big dogs eat first.

    Rent free all day everyday.

    Lions have just been ethered.

     2nd spot ours to drop make it triple figures.

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    Career in the media post footy for Petracca.
    Speaks very well these days.

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    1 minute ago, BDA said:

    Zorko is an absolute [censored]

    I've lost so much respect for him, he's turned into a grade A clown 

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    This is a sackable captains performance from Zorko

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    We are going OK then?

    Geez Lions players sook to the umps a lot.

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    Incredible 🔥🔥🔥

    Message sent. Lions look out for the count.

    But we can't let up. Looking forward to Q3. Let's consolidate and repel anything and everything.

    What the hell happened to ANB?

    Sydney gap to Melbourne 2nd Syd 3rd need to score 57 points or Brisbane 42 points.

     

     

    3 minutes ago, Stinger said:

    Zorko is a dog. A dirty dog. 

    Easiest player to suck in in the comp


    As we all know, when we are on we are the best team in it by some margin. Right now everything is  clicking. We need it to continue. 

    What a half, wow.

    @binmanI think the loading is starting to reap its benefits.

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    1 minute ago, Fork 'em said:

    Career in the media post footy for Petracca.
    Speaks very well these days.

    15 years away pls

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    1 minute ago, Stinger said:

    Zorko is a dog. A dirty dog. 

    My dog resents that statement. More like a swamp rat

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    What's this crap from Lyon and Brown?

    Lions have been bad? 

    WE HAVE DESTROYED THEM.

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    "Every guy, grab a girl, everywhere around the world..."

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    I'm shellshocked. That was the most dominant first half I've ever seen.

    I'd take any win from here but I'm hoping this blows out to over 100 points. I haven't seen a team look as flustered as Brisbane do now.

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    1 minute ago, Fork 'em said:

    Career in the media post footy for Petracca.
    Speaks very well these days.

    Ditto Gawn. He will be doing cycling stuff when not doing footy.

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