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Hope this is not the fade out

Spargo has just had the worst 90 seconds of his career and cost the team 2 goals. 

 


Spargo can go and get forked, soft as butter.

Looks like the Blues want it more.

Average side making us look even more average than we are right now.

 

Why is Spargo at half back?

Doing absolutely nothing in there, looks like he's hardly even trying.

Wow. Just wow. Blues goals from frees, 50m penalties, and our stupidity.  

Spargo’s efforts in the last 2 mins have been pitiful. Run away from two contests.

2 minutes ago, Dwight Schrute said:

Spargo has just had the worst 90 seconds of his career and cost the team 2 goals. 

 

Two weak efforts


Been calling for a number of weeks for Spargo to be dropped.

He's directly just cost us 2 goals from just been completely [censored] poor around the contests.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Come to MFC for your gear because we love giving teams a sniff

C'mon we give them more than a sniff

Spargo owes us a couple 


We really are uniquely dysfunctional at the moment. We’ve been utterly worked out. Pressure us hard, race the turnover forward to space and 1 on 1’s and our panicky backline does the rest. Carlton, well off their best 22,  are just doing the Collingwood thing to us. And it’s gonna work. 

Melks might've missed that but at least he showed some emotion afterwards. None of this laughing crap.

 

Pathetic again as usual I have seen this story before it’s all over they will run all over us 


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