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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs West Coast

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[censored] we are selfish pr icks at times. Why on earth do we have to have set shots from 50m.

Harmes then Gawn in a row

Play the percentages ffs!

 

Edited by dazzledavey36

 

Hah. Wet Toast's highlight of the evening. Booing Petracca's goal. Suffer nuff's nuff's.

 

 

 
24 minutes ago, Deedubs said:

Pathetic 2nd quarter. Absolutely pathetic. This is a great opportunity to have our percentage sorted for the year but no, 1 goal for the quarter. Not good enough. This is what happens when you play in 2nd and 3rd gear all season, you don't know how to play 4 quarters and play offensive football. Not impressed. 

P.S get petracca out of the forward line. If he isn't the worst set shot for goal in the AFL then I don't know who is.

He's certainly sh&^house that Trackta. 


 

It’s so annoying how we let bad teams drag us down to their appalling level. 


7 scoring shots in 2.5 quarters of football. [censored] elite.

even if it is against the Manangatang thirds....

 

Edited by Engorged Onion

This is terrible football. There goes our only chance of the season to belt a team and enjoy great percentage. bloody hopeless

Just now, Bombay Airconditioning said:

In other news I got my hair cut on Friday.

I just painted my nails 💅 

Eagles are making this the ugliest game of the year.

1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

In other news I got my hair cut on Friday.

so did i BA


Just now, Jaded No More said:

It’s so annoying how we let bad teams drag us down to their appalling level. 

Agree, but then we look like world beaters against the good sides. Is it between the ears? Or something else?

West coast can chalk this up as a win. Embarrassing we don’t put rubbish teams to the sword, looks like we showed up with 0 intent

Edited by david_neitz_is_my_dad

1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

6 scoring shots in 2.5 quarters of football. [censored] elite.

even if it is against the Manangatang thirds....

 

make that 7

DEES have to reset we are beating ourselves


How in any universe was that not 50  for dissent - the most blatant and persistent that I have seen in years. 
How will AFL HQ excuse that weak biased home crowd excuse for an umpiring decision?

These bloody umps are a disgrace.

We don’t even look like a finals side let alone flag favourites

 
1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s so annoying how we let bad teams drag us down to their appalling level. 

The Eagles are having a crack, it’s not like they’re flooding, we’re playing poorly.

2.5 to 2.4 since quarter time. Horrid.


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