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What They Are Saying at Orange Land

Lucifers Hero
in Melbourne Demons

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Very slim pickings this week.

From bf:

  • ...and please be gentle Demons.
  • Maybe I'll break out the rum instead of gin
  • 3 new umps .... please
  • Apart from cloning Tom Green a few times, there's probably not much we can do that would make a difference.
  • I don't care what the game plan is I just want to see us score 100+ points. I wouldn't care if we list by 10 goals doing so. It is better than watching the rubbish they are dishing up at the moment.
  • With Ash we recruited a line breaking half back and we have turned him into a tagging mode who doesn’t know what to with it when he gets [it}. Watching him get on the wing in a canter in space and get run down and tackled is infuriating.
  • Looks like VFL HQ is getting ready to stitch-up Preuss again as a scapegoat to cover up, and deflect attention away from, the umpiring crime scene.
  • ...its onwards to the MCG against the Demons. Oh dear god please stand up and make a game of it.

Don't blame them for wanting 3 new umps!

Each week ops supporters dread playing the Demons.  Never much optimism from them.  Only occasionally is there some hope, albeit futile.

It feels good to be feared by them.

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    Must say I'm enjoying flinging sheet from the top of the ladder on social media ATM.
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    • Lucifers Hero changed the title to What They Are Saying at Orange Land
     

    I’m on no hurry to underestimate GWS this weekend.  They’re out of form but they have some genuine weapons in their team.  They troubled us twice last year.

     

    (With that said… they’re a franchise, not a club and they have no real supporters)

     

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    G Dub Ya S are top 4 quality at their best, but with Leon with the keys only play accordingly every once in a while.

    Ironically enough we sorely missed Ben Brown in the late season defeat against them.

     

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    I thought that last week was going to be a close game and came out looking like a goose, so i wont be making any bold predictions this week.

    Dees by only 80 points.

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    A completely Souless, Heartless basket case club that the AFL Dreamt made good sense!

    1000 point thrashing coming up unless Darth Vader manipulates that umpires pay 10 free kicks Greater Western Shizen to our 1 just to make a game of it

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    I was at the game at the MCG last year when GWS beat us. Melbourne were listless, flat and seemed disinterested. About a week later I went to an MND fundraiser night where David Schwarz spoke, and he categorically stated that Melbourne would win the premiership. When I said that I had been at the game on the weekend against GWS and they looked far from premiership contenders, he said that Burgess had really upped their training loads and that was why they were so flat. He said that barring injuries they would win and he was right!! I would like them to smash the orange maggots.

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    15 minutes ago, Bendigo_Demon said:

    Melbourne were listless, flat and seemed disinterested.

    I thought we'd already covered this!   :)

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    Toby Greene is still suspended

    Dees to win by 5+ goals without breaking a sweat

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    They could have spent half the money and you would have a club with soul in Tasmania

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    20 minutes ago, Bendigo_Demon said:

    I was at the game at the MCG last year when GWS beat us. Melbourne were listless, flat and seemed disinterested.  

    After the rush of playing finals and winning the flag I heard Gawn say that now he understands why Dustin Martin always looked bored in rd4 😜 

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    5 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

    Must say I'm enjoying flinging sheet from the top of the ladder on social media ATM.
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    Not to mention the flag in the bank ... Yea Ha!
    Go the Mighty Demons.

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    GWS is one of two teams in the comp who currently have a winning record against us.

    We al thought we'd beat them last year, and we didn't.

    Surely we haven't forgotten that game.

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    25 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

    GWS is one of two teams in the comp who currently have a winning record against us.

    We al thought we'd beat them last year, and we didn't.

    Surely we haven't forgotten that game.

    I think you mean GWS is one of 2 teams who currently have a losing record against us, the other being GC. Unless you mean since the day before the queens birthday last year. Then you’d be correct.

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    55 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

    GWS is one of two teams in the comp who currently have a winning record against us.

    We al thought we'd beat them last year, and we didn't.

    Surely we haven't forgotten that game.

    Winston Churchill: “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

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    2 hours ago, monoccular said:

    Winston Churchill: “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

    "No, no, no .... We don't lose .... We win." - Jerry Rice

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    3 hours ago, sisso said:

    We'll win unless Hoges goes nuts against us and kicks 8

    Who will he kick 8 on???

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    9 hours ago, BDA said:

    Toby Greene is still suspended

    Dees to win by 5+ goals without breaking a sweat

    I thought he got 5 weeks? That would mean he is back.

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    8 hours ago, monoccular said:

    Winston Churchill: “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

    I think Hegel's quote is best

    "The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history"

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    9 hours ago, monoccular said:

    Winston Churchill: “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

    My fave was.....

    "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

    .....talk about self confidence. 

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