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39 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Stephen Coniglio would be the cause for pause.

They are no brainers for me because you avoid a bidding war in the future and we basically can assure recruits and coaches that you have this talent for the decade so why wouldn’t you want to be here.

Injuries are brought up as a reason not to do this but they happen, it’s not like we wouldn’t keep a 30 year old Oliver if he did his knee (touch wood).

Coniglio has turned things around this year, but the Giants will lose young talent due to his contract.

8 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

Yep, this thread and the Jackson one have provided some good laughing material.

Plus the Tex Walker one where we were apparently in the box seat with a 2+1 contract... until he re-signed with the crows the following day, lol!

 
33 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Stupid contract. 
 

We’ll be paying him to podcast or play for someone else way before it’s done.

One paced, can’t kick, can’t man up. What are we thinking?

A panic move by the club because they’re sad LJ is leaving.

I know this is a joke but I don't get the punchline?

On 7/25/2022 at 2:02 PM, Dwight Schrute said:

Has re-signed apparently. Manager flew to Melbourne to officially sign off. Rumours he will announce on Gus and gawny which is hilarious. 

I’ve now seen multiple people I trust hearing this so very confident 

 

On 7/25/2022 at 2:48 PM, Dwight Schrute said:

To add to this, hearing it’s either 5 or 6 years 

Well done!

Right on in every respect.

 

Now with great delight I will update the 'Contracts' thread.

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This job is done.  Get tonights job done as well.   Go Dees 

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Tonight’s job done

I heard from an impeccable source that Hamish Brayshaw is looking to leave Perth and come back to Melbourne.

 

 

 

 

(I didn't really but what the hell let's turn the blowtorch back on Freo)

 
Just now, Neil Crompton said:

Have you dyed your hair WCW - I thought you were a redhead.

This was filmed years ago, before I gained a tonne of weight. And yeah, I heard blondes have more fun (spoiler: not true). 😁


36 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Stupid contract. 
 

We’ll be paying him to podcast or play for someone else way before it’s done.

One paced, can’t kick, can’t man up. What are we thinking?

A panic move by the club because they’re sad LJ is leaving.

Can you start a post which lists your player assessments? Now tell us again what you thought about Ben Brown before he arrived and T Mac. 

1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Great news. Awesome news. 
 

@dazzledavey36are you happy with the way it was announced?? 😁🤣

Was I wrong though? 

Announcement via a club statement. 

7 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

Well done!

Right on in every respect.

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I love Gus and i am ecstatic to see him sign on

Clayton, Petracca and Gus all dees for life, how awesome is that 

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The usual ‘know-it-all’s’ wrong again. Who would of thought..

Let’s just celebrate Gussy’s re-signing for now. 🥳 ❤️💙 🥳

and it’s who would have, not who would of. Soz, wrong thread. 😬😉😝

Odds of Gus lining up on Andy in the midfield at the first bounce?


25 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Plus the Tex Walker one where we were apparently in the box seat with a 2+1 contract... until he re-signed with the crows the following day, lol!

Literally no one said 'we're in the box seat'. I mentioned we'd spoken to him and made that offer. Did you catch the news about how a 'premiership contender' had offered him a deal? Coincidence I guess.

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28 minutes ago, Dwight Schrute said:

I wish I could mate. I don’t have any definitive information but I think we can all see the writing on the wall a bit unfortunately 

Yeah I was talking to a Collingwood supporting acquaintance who said we should throw everything at Jacko and let Brayshaw go. My reply was, yeah nah, if I have to choose, I choose Bryashaw thanks and take the draft picks for Jacko. I then said, interesting Pies are trying to offload a ruckman they threw everything at. And then walked away.

21 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

I heard from an impeccable source that Hamish Brayshaw is looking to leave Perth and come back to Melbourne.

 

 

 

 

(I didn't really but what the hell let's turn the blowtorch back on Freo)

Yep the second best part of this is we get to stick it up the Media Maggots.

Imagine the canned headline. "MFC in disarray good players leaving all over"

 

Happy to admit Gus got me a good one with his SEN interview :-  Assuming of course, Dees haven’t over-paid due to the threat of him leaving.

But great news, great day. Another premiership player here for the long term. 

1 minute ago, 1964_2 said:

Happy to admit Gus got me a good one with his SEN interview :-  Assuming of course, Dees haven’t over-paid due to the threat of him leaving.

But great news, great day. Another premiership player here for the long term. 

Haven’t overpaid. Gus has taken significantly less than what he would have gotten elsewhere. He got ALOT of interest and some really good offers.


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