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12 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Heavenly football father, please continue to bless our list with health. Amen. 
 

don't worry he's a life member

 
16 hours ago, Cards13 said:

The venue itself is a great place to watch a match, the crowd is a different story, but this time you get to be the smug premiership winning wnker supporter, how good.

I agree its a great venue Cards albeit a tad blustery and hard to watch if there's a westerly blowing.  Most of the game played on the Middleborough Road wing/flanks if there is one.

So are you suggesting we put on all our 'premiers' gear and go!??  I can hear the banter now.... "so you've won one in how bloody long and you now reckon you're hot [censored] huh!?" 😄

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17 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Heavenly football father, please continue to bless our list with health. Amen. 
 

Jaded!!

Why Would You Do That Ross Geller GIF

 

Taj Woewodin came off late in the Casey game after taking a big hit. Hopefully, he’s all right - not included in the Round 7 report above.


22 hours ago, Chelly said:

Injury List: Round 7

Michael Hibberd - Calf | Available 
Jake Lever - H & S Protocols | Available 
Jack Viney - H & S Protocols | Available
Daniel Turner - Foot | 2 weeks
Christian Salem - Knee | 3-4 weeks
Blake Howes - Foot | TBC

Update 

Injury List: Round 7

Michael Hibberd - Calf | Available
Jake Lever - H & S Protocols | Available
Jack Viney - H & S Protocols | Available
Simon Goodwin - H & S Protocols | 1 week
Luke Jackson - H & S Protocols | 1 week
Kysaiah Pickett - H & S Protocols | 1 week
Tom Sparrow - H & S Protocols | 1 week
Daniel Turner - Foot | 2 weeks
Christian Salem - Knee | 3-4 weeks
Blake Howes - Foot | TBC
Demonland - MFCSS | Indefinite 

 

All of our H & S Protocol people are back!

Joel Smith has a fracture and is looking at a long stint on the sidelines.

Injury List: Round 8

Simon Goodwin - H & S Protocols | Available
Luke Jackson - H & S Protocols | Available
Alex Neal-Bullen - H & S Protocols | Available
Kysaiah Pickett - H & S Protocols | Available
Tom Sparrow - H & S Protocols | Available
Daniel Turner - Foot | Available 
Michael Hibberd - Calf | TBC
Taj Woewodin - Concussion | 1 Week
Christian Salem - Knee | 3 weeks
Joel Smith - Ankle | 8-10 Weeks
Blake Howes - Foot | 10-12 weeks 


 

5 minutes ago, Chelly said:

Joel Smith - Ankle | 8-10 Weeks

Feel for Smith.  He can't take a trick.  Another medium term injury.  8-10 weeks is huge.

Smith out for 8-10 weeks, unlucky lad. Had a few too many drinks at the game on Saturday and not sure how it happened.  Can someone clarify?
 

1 minute ago, roy11 said:

Smith out for 8-10 weeks, unlucky lad. Had a few too many drinks at the game on Saturday and not sure how it happened.  Can someone clarify?
 

Was in the third quarter on the members' wing. He was pushing for a spoil/mark, from memory, landed a bit awkwardly and then reached down for his ankle. That was that, I think.

10 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Was in the third quarter on the members' wing. He was pushing for a spoil/mark, from memory, landed a bit awkwardly and then reached down for his ankle. That was that, I think.

Thanks just saw it in the Video Link above. Feel for Joel, out of contract at the end of the season too - poor fella

Such a shame for J Smith. Was such a trivial incident and can’t believe it resulted in a fracture.

Tommo is obviously next in line, given that Petty comes back in this week. 


I preferred Joel Smith over Tomlinson as he is quicker and can handle guys on the lead better. Probably makes Jayden Hunt more important because we need someone who can rebound. 

Smith can't take a trick, his body doesn't seem to be capable of playing consistent AFL football. He is always injured. Poor guy.

I wonder what is going on with Hibbo. Is he done with that calf do we think?

Death, taxes and Joel Smith breaking down with injury every single year.

 

34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Smith can't take a trick, his body doesn't seem to be capable of playing consistent AFL football. He is always injured. Poor guy.

I wonder what is going on with Hibbo. Is he done with that calf do we think?

Hibbo looked really good in the practice match against North Jaded, calf injuries seem tricky. Initially it was two weeks and now we’re almost a third of the way through and he’s still struggling with it. Would love to see him back out there even if it’s with Casey. 


1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Hibbo looked really good in the practice match against North Jaded, calf injuries seem tricky. Initially it was two weeks and now we’re almost a third of the way through and he’s still struggling with it. Would love to see him back out there even if it’s with Casey. 

It seems to me calf injuries are very tricky when the player in question is over 30. Having said that, I suspect a fully fit Hibberd would struggle to break into this side at the moment anyway. 

46 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

joel smith has never played more than four consecutive senior games - and then only once - in six years

so is it never or only once?

1 minute ago, Jontee said:

so is it never or only once?

He's played four games in a row once (Rounds 15-18 in 2020).

That is the one and only time he has strung more than three games in a row together. He's managed three a few times, including Rounds 1-3 this year.

 
2 hours ago, roy11 said:

Smith out for 8-10 weeks, unlucky lad. Had a few too many drinks at the game on Saturday and not sure how it happened.  Can someone clarify?
 

I’d say you initially thought you’d keep it to just one or two tins, but then got caught up in a round system with your mates. By half-time there was really no turning back plus - look out - Jono’s just pulled out a cheeky hip flask of Jamesons, fellas…


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