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4 minutes ago, A F said:

Good seeing Rob Sitch rolled out to discuss us on Fox. I remember when I saw him last. It was in the Qantas Lounge in 2018 in Perth having just watched our team get smacked in the prelim. Come on, Melbourne.

A genuine legend of Aussie comedy. He would’ve needed every funny bone to get through the last 50 years.

 
1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Which player will kick our first goal?

Tmac

 
8 minutes ago, faultydet said:

How the hell do I post a pic without getting blocked by the "Land site for being too large?

Seriously guys, can someone help?

Just now, leave it to deever said:

Which player will kick our first goal?

Whoever it is, hopefully it doesn’t come in the 3rd quarter


7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

How is the crowd in terms of Melbourne v Geelong split?

Still building obviously but I reckon it will be 75-25% our way. Obviously quite a few people dressed neutrally so will get a better idea once the game starts. 

Signing out until the end of the game.

Whatever happens tonight, I'm so bloody proud of the players, coaches and everyone involved today.

It's been one of the most enjoyable seasons as a Melbourne supporter ever.

Go Dees ❤💙

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Which player will kick our first goal?

Ben Brown. 

 

1 minute ago, faultydet said:

Seriously guys, can someone help?

Resize your pic before posting either by using a photo edit suite, or cropping it.

(open it with MS Paint and there is a resize option... or email it to me and i will do it)

Edited by ding

Just now, faultydet said:

Seriously guys, can someone help?

You should be able to select a size

Fans with colours appears 70-30 our favour. Looks like no rain

46 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Is it a red and blue beer?

Of course. Everything I do is red and blue.

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You should be able to select a size

how?


Ok I’m going to put the phone down now. 
 

Super proud of this club and what we have become and achieved this year. 
 

Good luck and CARN THE MIGHTY DEES 💙❤️

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Still building obviously but I reckon it will be 75-25% our way. Obviously quite a few people dressed neutrally so will get a better idea once the game starts. 

Enjoy it ET 👍

This time watching is so painful, I’m shaking like a leaf, just start the bloody game. GO DEES ❤️💙

Enjoy the game everyone, hopefully we have tears of joy in 3 hours.

A Steven May said "Now matter what happens I still love you all"

C'mon Dees!!!

 


2 minutes ago, ding said:

Resize your pic before posting either by using a photo edit suite, or cropping it.

4.27kb limit?

 

htf do I do that?

Loved hearing Garry Lyon talk about former teammates sitting in there lounge rooms in their Melbourne jumpers pumped for the game. 
 

Nerves are off the charts but how good is it sitting down to watch a Preliminary Final that where in and are favourites. 

54 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

THIS IS INSUFFERABLE. 
I don’t drink but I’m this close (holds forefinger and thumb a millimetre apart) to taking it up.  

I don’t either but have just done a yoga session and have the essential oils burning. Go Dees ❤️💙

Edited by jane02

 
6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Which player will kick our first goal?

I have got a couple of bucks on Dogga

Chris Scott’s refusal to pay the oppo due credit is so pathetic. 


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