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Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Same here! Haha

I'll feel a lot better about it if we win though!

And when i finally do theres always 26 days for my next bill.😪

 

Hahaha 19 page gameday thread and it's still half an hour away. Go Dees!  

 

Nerves are gone, we’ve got this.

We have the best defence, the no.1 ruck, 2 of the best 5-6 mids in the game, the best medium size fwd. we have guns on every line. 
 

The changing of the guard is almost complete, Eagles and Tigers who are normally finals mainstays missed the cut, it’s time to send the Cats into obscurity.

Our time is now, we take them tonight. 

We are Melbourne, we are the Dee’s, after tonight the Mighty Demons will be feared again.

17 minutes ago, JTR said:

Yep 👍

86 - 58  

I dreamt we were up 88-41 with 9 left in the last.


I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up this morning, I couldn't find my pillow.

Come on dees do it for Daniher. 

1 minute ago, Demonstone said:

I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up this morning, I couldn't find my pillow.

Keep your pillow talk to yourself. 

 
3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

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How is the crowd in terms of Melbourne v Geelong split?


How the hell do I post a pic without getting blocked by the "Land site for being too large?

Just in case this is my last chance. One for the 70’s/80’s kids

 

Good seeing Rob Sitch rolled out to discuss us on Fox. I remember when I saw him last. It was in the Qantas Lounge in 2018 in Perth having just watched our team get smacked in the prelim. Come on, Melbourne.

Why do footy players and many associated with it say the word obviously so often?

Just now, faultydet said:

How the hell do I post a pic without getting blocked by the "Land site for being too large?

Stop taking photos of your junk 👍


9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

JJ sub. 

He's not a romantic Goody.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

Why do footy players and many associated with it say the word obviously so often?

they all go to the same media training; it's a key weasel word

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

How is the crowd in terms of Melbourne v Geelong split?

Enjoy jaded. 
 

Guve em hell. 


Not sure how Fox could do a montage of the recent history between Melbourne and Geelong and NOT include 186. Talk about not mentioning the war.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Why do footy players and many associated with it say the word obviously so often?

Lack of vocabulary, obviously. 

 
1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Enjoy jaded. 
 

Guve em hell. 

I’m not there. I was asking those who are. 

I’m on the couch [censored] myself. 


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