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It’s not what life does to you but what you do to life that counts - Jim Stynes

Make this count

 
3 hours ago, 640MD said:

DYNAMIC DEMONS MASTERS OF THE MCG.......whoops

That was a banner we hung on the fence back in the 60's.

The Floodgates are about to open

The Dee-rought is over!

 

Don't think, Don't hope

Just Do

 

 

1 hour ago, MT64 said:

That was a banner we hung on the fence back in the 60's.

Yes I remember it well, i think it was the last before they put advertising all around the ground


I’m gathering it won’t be what was written on Fitzroy’s banner in round 9 of 1981. (Google it) 😵💫

 

Cats back on the menu? Great, we're coming back for thirds!

The curse is over.

Our time is now.


News just in,

Barrassi insists

With a big preseason

He’ll be on Geelong’s list

A giant picture of Shrek with horns and a demons jumper putting lord Farquaad to the sword, with Farquaads face looking eerily similar to Chris Scott.

With the caption

”Fairytales do come true!”

Edited by DeeZee

On 9/7/2021 at 8:24 PM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I’m gathering it won’t be what was written on Fitzroy’s banner in round 9 of 1981. (Google it) 😵💫

A scary reminder of just what evil the AFL are capable of......

 

On 9/7/2021 at 8:24 PM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I’m gathering it won’t be what was written on Fitzroy’s banner in round 9 of 1981. (Google it) 😵💫

I’d forgotten. Wow! Good on them, at least they went down screaming 


 

There once was a man from Nantucket ...

The boy stood on the burning deck, his pocket full of crackers ...

On the good ship Venus ...

Roses are red, records are vinyl.  We'll beat the Cats then win the Grand Final.

Sorry Cats.
The Demons are inevitable.

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