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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Geelong

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1 minute ago, BDA said:

I don't know which is more embarrassing. That first half performance or some of the posts in this thread

The posts in this thread, hands down.

Absolute cancer here.

 
1 minute ago, BDA said:

I don't know which is more embarrassing. That first half performance or some of the posts in this thread

I think your post is the most embarrassing

As I said ages ago...if you're going to put very little pressure on the opp coming out of your 50 your going to get beaten by most teams.  By a team in the top 4....smashed.

 

Exposes the gulf between our bottom 6 and theirs in terms of skills. And they are missing Tuohy, Stewart and Higgins.


1 minute ago, At the break of Gawn said:

think some supporters need to cool their jets here. We ain’t winning 7 in a row to win the flag. A tune up here and beat Port at home isn’t too bad. We haven’t lost twice in a row all year and there’s no way we’re losing 3 in a row.

This is a slaughter. Grow up!

They played ten minutes of good footy and got lucky with a few. Happens to ever team and better happening tonight then in the next two weeks. Plus its only half time and we can get back in it. 

 

As bad as 2018 preliminary final. Huge stage. Big pressure.  Soft as butter.  Really.  Have to lift and get some run from someone!!!! 

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8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You couldn't find a more bigger front runner then Bayley Fritsch.  Happy to beat up on the lower place teams but goes to water against top quality sides. Absolute front runner. Just the 3 disposals.

McDonald is absolutely pox. Back to his 2020 form and moving like a crab.

Brayshaw is absolutely hopeless footballer in general.

 

One of our best vs the cats last time we played them.


1 minute ago, demon4eva said:

This is what happens time and time again. We put all our expectations on the Melbourne football club. They let us down. We will start all over again and again. They will let us down again and again.

Yep and so it continues like a reacurrent bad dream

Just now, Colm said:

I’m confident we will step up in the second half. We have stepped up all season when questions have been so I’m confident we will again. Result doesn’t matter at this stage but we need some sort of form to head into next week with. We can’t be as bad second half. Cmon dees 

DELUSIONAL 

1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Smith is too loose on Rohan. Prefer Hibbert any day. Experiment over.

Smith should be delisted.  One good game v crows. Terrible tonight 

Getting nothing from the umps. Having said that, this game was lost at selection. Smith and Sparrow should have been dropped, not Hibbo and Jordon. And TMac is clearly not ready, so Milkshake should have retained his spot.

Anyway, no worries, there won’t be any finals played at Kardinia Park. Let’s beat the Cats at Optus Stadium in the GF!


8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You couldn't find a more bigger front runner then Bayley Fritsch.  Happy to beat up on the lower place teams but goes to water against top quality sides. Absolute front runner. Just the 3 disposals.

McDonald is absolutely pox. Back to his 2020 form and moving like a crab.

Brayshaw is absolutely hopeless footballer in general.

 

You forgot Harmes. 

Good test now for Goody to pull some moves...Scott has given him a masterclass...fortunately it is before the finals... so we can hopefully learn and adjust

Just now, Mr Steve said:

They played ten minutes of good footy and got lucky with a few. Happens to ever team and better happening tonight then in the next two weeks. Plus its only half time and we can get back in it. 

Rubbish. Haven’t seen this all year in a second quarter. An absolutely disgraceful performance.

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Yet we somehow lead in. inside 50s 30 - 27 ..... but no structure.

Their defence is making us look hopeless, or just impotent. Probably both. Who needs Tom Stewart?  Geelong’s flag to lose, of that their is absolutely no doubt. Red and blue glasses off, the Cats are just sensational, and have timed their tilt perfectly. I so wish it were otherwise. 

holiday is over tom ,start putting in ,lazy [censored]


4 minutes ago, BDA said:

I don't know which is more embarrassing. That first half performance or some of the posts in this thread

This thread by a mile. 

2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

I think your post is the most embarrassing

I'm not surprised you think so

Obviously we  have a cunning plan 

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3 minutes ago, BDA said:

I don't know which is more embarrassing. That first half performance or some of the posts in this thread

I know which is more embarrassing. I’ll give you a clue… it’s NOT the first half performance. 
I mean, yeah, ppl need to vent but ffs some of these comments are merciless. 😞 

T Mac has been beyond insipid tonight. We can’t in all seriousness take him into next week. Bring back Melk. Bring back anyone.


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