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Maggots get worse every week.

 
Just now, Satan said:

Omera dropped it

He certainly did.  Breast lept into Petty's shoulder!! 

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Maxy taking some panadol?

Chill pill after that ridiculous 50

 

who gives a [censored] about these frees. if we actually dominate the game the ball won't even go into their forward line! lift ffs!!!

FMD the umps love these negligible high frees tonight


Shields now dived head into pack - free  

 

here's a thought. when a hawks player has his head over the ball, don't get him high. you dumb [censored]!

Just now, Dr.D said:

who gives a [censored] about these frees. if we actually dominate the game the ball won't even go into their forward line! lift ffs!!!

^ this 


The free kicks are soft but there. Too many passengers today. We look average. Hawks smelling blood.

This is almost unwatchable. 

seriously Viney you handpass it at someones toes what do you expect


Just now, McQueen said:

This is almost unwatchable. 

Yes - horrible top vs 17th .... predictable but awful nevertheless.

This is such a frustrating game to watch.

1 v 17 and we look RIDICULOUS.

Just now, McQueen said:

This is almost unwatchable. 

Just hoping we repeat our last quarter effort like last time we met.

But we make it hard for ourselves.

Another awful Tracc kick inside 50

Lazy and poorly structured. Why does this keep happening against the ****test teams?!


Clarke has made this game into such scrappy mess. 

 

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