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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 v Collingwood

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9 hours ago, Nascent said:

2 minute noodles smothered by craft singles with a refreshing lime green cordial made up in a 40/60 ratio.

Remember to take the plastic off the cheese.
And 40/60, that's a fair sugar fix.

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    Same routine, for thirteenth time, bathroom, pod coffee, toast, Robert Palmer's 'Secrets' on, shower, dress (yes - in that order).....

    I've done all I can.

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    2 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

    I'm not sure that's legal. Make sure you wear a fitted MND beanie.

    Leaving Wangaratta may not be legal but it's strongly recommended. 

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Lived in Wang for a couple of years with my ex wife. Actually more so out at Markwood.

    I feel sorry for you....

    I'll take Wang over Melbourne any forken day.

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    I’ve had 3 weetbix with a light dusting of sugar, drenched in 4oC milk. 

    hopefully that will prepare my body for the onslaught of alcohol today

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    1-2 goal per quarter better team

    Thus, win between 24-48 points

     Can't wait

    Would love to see Buckley head off to the axed coaches' Valhalla with a massive L next to his coaching record

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    1 hour ago, Josh said:

    I love 500ml cans, prefer Stella but can't get on my small town.

    I like big cans too

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    55 minutes ago, pinkshark said:

    hilarious.  40/60 ratio hahaha!

    That’s with GREEN cordial. If Nascent is a cordial connoisseur like myself he’ll know that with RED cordial this ratio is all wrong. Unless you wanna be bouncing off the walls for three days. 
    #WhoNeedsAmphetamines

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Lived in Wang for a couple of years with my ex wife. Actually more so out at Markwood.

    I feel sorry for you....

    In fairness it’s unlikely he is living with your ex-wife 

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

     

    LOVE THIS!

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    9 hours ago, Nascent said:

    2 minute noodles smothered by craft singles with a refreshing lime green cordial made up in a 40/60 ratio.

    Coincidentally the meal of choice for the dentally-challenged filth supporter

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    Am I the only one who has a gut wrenching feeling about today. I hate the filth. but the MFCSS has me bad this morning.

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    2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Wow. I have no idea what the first three of those things are but it all sounds impressive. Enjoy the day Josh. 

    1964 Padron is a cigar and a very nice one at that.

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    Steak (eye fillet of course) sandwiches here. Onion (cooked in a little olive oil and garlic), egg, bacon, a little bit of BBQ sauce, cheese, topped with beetroot and lettuce.

    Lit the open fire, a 2017 Jacobs Creek Merlot and a Graziers 2018 Shiraz on the mantel. Corona's and One Fifty Lashes Pale Ale in the fridge. Might have a little Jamesons after the win.

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    52 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    Im having a debate with a Collingwood supporter friend. How long has the QB match (Melb vs Collingwood) been going for. ie: how long is the tradition?

    1993, 1996, 1999, 2001-2019.

    Some of the senior citizens around here may recall if some Queens birthday games actually occurred between the two sides prior to 1990.

    The supposedly Queens-birthday game in 2000 when Farmer went nuts with 9 second half goals actually occurred on the Saturday afternoon of the q’Bday weekend of 2000.

    Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

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    16 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Today will be the first time I’ve watched a game of footy as a single man in 20 years. Hopefully my new era is to be as great as the one the MFC appears to be embarking on. 

    Hope all is well Nasher. Good luck with your new era. 

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    i don't know how you all booze on during games

    i'm far too apprehensive and copious alcohol consumption doesn't help

    that said... might have a couple of nice gin and freshly squeezed lemon with a drop of homemade lemon cordial with a dash of elderflower tonic with lunch...

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    12 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    More like pushing for you

    No, No, No, we don't want any pushing or pulling.

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    10 hours ago, Nascent said:

    2 minute noodles smothered by craft singles with a refreshing lime green cordial made up in a 40/60 ratio.

    Black and Gold sausages cooked on a stolen bbq, white bowl busting bread, sauce and a couple of meth pipes before the game.

    Go pies!

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    First grandchild just arrived.

    Plenty of time for a viewing, sing the team song and back home to watch the team welcome her properly.

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