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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND: DANIEL TURNER

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1 hour ago, The Swimming Dee said:

Great to see a young bloke get a debut in a big game. It really adds some excitement!

Well done by Jakey Lever on breaking the news to him. They look a long way off a club/ team in disrepair with poor culture as the media have painted us...Go Well Disco!

Yeh, they look like they really hate each other, don't they!!  In all seriousness, can't wait to see how Disco goes!! That video is awesome, love it.

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    You bewdy .... Lez go Disco!!!!!.....

     

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    “What does MMD stand for?”

    Love it!

    ❤️💙

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    4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    “What does MMD stand for?”

    Love it!

    ❤️💙

    Very well done by Lever to bring some Big Freeze exposure back to the airwaves with that MND - MMD angle. Loved it.

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    2 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Must admit it provoked a little moisture around the old peepers

    I’ve watched it at least 10 times already (only discovered it 15 mins ago) and after the week our Club’s had I think another 10 times will go some ways to feeling better. ❤️💙

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    thanks guys! so excited for monday!!

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    2 hours ago, chook fowler said:

    Must admit it provoked a little moisture around the old peepers

    Chopping onions at the time?

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    Let's wish him a Bowey-like streak to start his career...

    Not to be greedy though, just 13 straight wins would be nice.

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    2 hours ago, gs77 said:

    Very well done by Lever to bring some Big Freeze exposure back to the airwaves with that MND - MMD angle. Loved it.

    I believe the HS has told all sports reporters to now concentrate on stories about the disgusting change of initialism of MND by a Demons’ player, to signal a players first game and how it is making fun of a serious disease and to urge the AFL to penalise the MFC and the players involved.

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    Congratulations Daniel Turner I hope that this is the first of many many games with the mighty Dees. Stay cool and do your best young man.!!

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    1 hour ago, Turner said:

    thanks guys! so excited for monday!!

    Enjoy the day, especially being in the rooms.

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    25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I believe the HS has told all sports reporters to now concentrate on stories about the disgusting change of initialism of MND by a Demons’ player, to signal a players first game and how it is making fun of a serious disease and to urge the AFL to penalise the MFC and the players involved.

    Pr!ck$

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    I've asked the same question a couple of times JD and, if anybody knows, they're not saying.

    I hope it's got nothing to do with that oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel.

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    5 hours ago, gs77 said:

    Absolutely fantastic - stoked to see - well done Daniel Turner and good luck!

    Nice change to see the happy and united team on the track after the week we've had off the field!  Bring on Monday.

    Maybe May will have to come back via Casey if Disco turns it on? 🤔

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    Watching him run off after that hug from Goodwin, he has legs like tree trunks, made Goodwin look skinny, will be hard to outbody, looks very strong already. Mid season steal I would say.

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    1 hour ago, monoccular said:

    Maybe May will have to come back via Casey if Disco turns it on? 🤔

    Mono pls tell me you've been on the turps...or someone hacked your DL account

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    1 hour ago, John Demonic said:

    Why the nickname Disco?

    Can't believe you missed it JD... cause he gonna go off like a (Disco) inferno!

    Scroll up 👆🏼

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    37 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Mono pls tell me you've been on the turps...or someone hacked your DL account

    Did you miss my attempt at the irony emoji?

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    21 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Did you miss my attempt at the irony emoji?

    I knew something was up! 

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    Any chance Petty forward, Turner back? Or we thinking Turner in for an injured Petty, or Lever (or a dropped Tomlinson)? 

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