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Very happy and lissed as a pizzard. G’night!

 

Langdon AND Sparrow suffering headknocks according to M Richardson on Channel 7, potentially being sidelined for the next 12 days also?

How long has it been since we were legitimately the best team in the comp?

Long may it continue.

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I am very entertained right now :)

 

Richo reporting hell miss ...12 days....for whatever thats worth


Langdon concussion 

 

Out for 12 days

 

Concussion for Langdon? Damn!

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3 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

Langdon AND Sparrow suffering headknocks according to M Richardson on Channel 7, potentially being sidelined for the next 12 days also?

Wasn't he referring to Langdon and the dogs player? Just saying both subs were for a head knock 

18 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Held them to 2 goals per quarter.  Brilliant

They kicked 2 only in the 2nd half

Just now, Yung Blood said:

that sucks. Huge loss against Brisbane

Massive. He’s arguably our most important player. 

Before the game I just hoped win or lose, we could play like we were worthy contenders.
With that clinical display on the red hot dogs the boys showed the footy world they are properly forken good.

I know it'll shut up the cocky bulldog supporter at work.
He was certain they'd just roll over us.
Told him their pretty boys they hadn't faced the heat.
Can't wait to see him.
Winning 9 games out've 10 sure makes marching into work monday morning alot easier.
 


 





 
 

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19 minutes ago, I'va Worn Smith said:

I just love my footy club.  Finally, I can say it with pride and real belief.  Dad, I hope we can do it for you.  If we do, I'll make sure the fridge is stocked with Abbotsford lager.  By the way, can you please have a word with the big fella up there, to make sure he smiles upon us for the rest of the year and tell him to have a word to Norm and let him know it is ok to let go of the curse..... finally

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Langdon must have been off the field for 20mins then, I believe the sub can’t come on until after the concussion test? I might be wrong about that, but I swear this was mentioned in one of the games I watched in the last couple of weeks?

6 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

Langdon AND Sparrow suffering headknocks according to M Richardson on Channel 7, potentially being sidelined for the next 12 days also?

Sparrow? For that 2 minutes he was on he suffered a head knock?

9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

It was the role players who did it for me tonight.

Spargo, ANB, Petty, Harmes, Brayshaw all take a bloody bow.

Absolutely agree.  The above 5 + Hunt would get a game in any other team and are rarely beaten. Spargo's ball use is starting to look like Caleb Daniel's: steady under pressure, accurate, line breaking. 

Just now, Males said:

Langdon must have been off the field for 20mins then, I believe the sub can’t come on until after the concussion test? I might be wrong about that, but I swear this was mentioned in one of the games I watched in the last couple of weeks?

There might be a rule whereby if the concussion happens with less than 20 minutes left, you can just activate the sub straight away (would make no sense otherwise, why wait 20 minutes if the game is going to end).


Enjoy this you poor bastards in Melbourne town. This will keep the human spirit alive a performance like this.

This Melbourne team should, could and will win at least one premiership (could be this year), otherwise the players would simply waste their talent and their playing career. Go Dees!

4 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Wasn't he referring to Langdon and the dogs player? Just saying both subs were for a head knock 

Possibly. Hopefully.

But I refuse to believe that a Channel 7 commentator would word it so poorly that it would be totally unclear.

 
1 minute ago, Mach5 said:

Possibly. Hopefully.

But I refuse to believe that a Channel 7 commentator would word it so poorly that it would be totally unclear.

You do know you're talking about Matthew Richardson, right?

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sparrow? For that 2 minutes he was on he suffered a head knock?

I think I misinterpreted Richo’s poorly worded commentary.


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