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An intraclub the day before a practice match?

(Or just a captain's run in new gear...?)

Edited by Lord Nev

 
  • Demonland changed the title to TRAINING: Thursday 25th February 2021
9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Does this mean we will be training at Gosch's going forward?

Absolutely guessing, but could it be just a quick sneaky captain's run before the praccy match and perhaps the women's team have Casey today?


52 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

An intraclub the day before a practice match?

(Or just a captain's run in new gear...?)

Captains run

 
43 minutes ago, big_red_fire_engine said:

I suggest we are also looking at our centre square crew for first bounce tomorrow morning. 

hope you are correct - will be great to get a look at Jordon in the middle

Edited by DubDee


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Yeah that's probably the case. I was hoping to get out to a session this preseason but Casey is just too far factoring in the return trip.

Selfish.

I hope they give Sparrow, Jordon and Harmes good minutes in the midfield tomorrow. Clarry has virtually had no body contact all pre-season due to his shoulder ops, and we need him cherry ripe for round 1. It'll definitely be a second tier starting midfield with Brayshaw and Viney to miss and Oliver will be in limited game time.  

23 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

That doesn't look like Petracca in the #5. He's lost a lot more weight. And what's with his legs? The results of cupping, perhaps? What's that meant to do?

Cupping is supposed to promote better blood flow and relief of muscle pain - no idea if it works 
Probably to ease pain from a corky or similar 

1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

That doesn't look like Petracca in the #5. He's lost a lot more weight. And what's with his legs? The results of cupping, perhaps? What's that meant to do?

It’s either Petracca, or Jimmy Toumpas popped in for training and donned the number 5 he made famous...

Awesome training report. i felt like i was there.

Thanks everyone.


Where's Saty when you need him? Bloody hopeless

5 hours ago, Sydee said:

Cupping is supposed to promote better blood flow and relief of muscle pain - no idea if it works 
Probably to ease pain from a corky or similar 

I get it confused with spooning.

When I went to the physio for treatment he suggested I try the Thai 'massage' place a few doors down, above the pizza parlour.

56 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I heard he followed Oscar to Carlton.

Has he seen the light? 


4 hours ago, binman said:

I get it confused with spooning.

When I went to the physio for treatment he suggested I try the Thai 'massage' place a few doors down, above the pizza parlour.

Did you ask him to provide the dumplings and spring rolls as a bonus  while receiving these holistic ??? Treatments at the Thai emporium.

Oh and the spicy Asian sauces which ensure every Thai experience has a happy ending!!!

12 hours ago, binman said:

I get it confused with spooning.

When I went to the physio for treatment he suggested I try the Thai 'massage' place a few doors down, above the pizza parlour.

Did his suggestion "end well" ?

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