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Finals Week 1

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Saints and Dogs look ordinary

We would’ve beaten either of these two.

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    2 minutes ago, bingers said:

    There's only one player on the ground with the surname Howard. So why do the commentators refer to him as Dougal Howard every time they call him?

    Same with (Easton) Wood, (Caleb) Daniel   ...

    Too much time on my hands?

     

    evens out when compared to 'the bont' and other familiarisations 

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    30 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

    Saints and Dogs look ordinary

    We would’ve beaten either of these two.

    Big step up to the top four from these two teams, never been more evident

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    Both teams making up numbers. Richmond will destroy Saints next week. 

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    Why all the negativity? I thought that was a very watchable game. The end was brilliant.

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    Hope West Coke win. At least I will have picked 1 winner. I also hate the filth.

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    What a great game. Saints nearly stuffed it but happy for them. But they have no chance against Richmond if Ryder isn't available. 

    Now we just need west coast to thrash the pies and the storm to win and it will be a good weekend. 

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    Good to see the Saints win & we got their dud ex coach... 

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    1 hour ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    nice! tight game but lacklustre on the box; how is it at the ground?

    Was high pressure and the come back by the dogs was priceless. Made for a great game for an independent supporter. 
    Saint supporters would have been [censored] themselves at the end. 

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    Happy for the Saints to win however they led by as much as 4 goals with 11 minutes to go in the last quarter and hung on to win by 3 points. It reminded me of Melbourne  you just knew that the Dogs were going to make a last ditch effort somehow the Saints hung on.  Heart  wrenching stuff for  the  Saint supporters.   

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    Well there ya go.
    I switched it off with about 7mins to go when the Aints replied to Noughtens goal.
     

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    1 hour ago, bingers said:

    There's only one player on the ground with the surname Howard. So why do the commentators refer to him as Dougal Howard every time they call him?

    Same with (Easton) Wood, (Caleb) Daniel   ...

    Too much time on my hands?

     

    Any chance to name check Dougal from The Magic Roundabout is okay by me.?

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    12 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    Hardwick was whinging again! 

    Said tigers were undisciplined in giving up 5 goals from frees and 50m penalties while saying the umps were 'trigger happy' and they should let the players play.

    His team showed complacency and arrogance before the bounce and played that way.  Got what they deserved.

    Hardwick is up there with Scott on my disliked coach list!

    Yes, but what does Mrs Hardwick think about the situation? I respect her opinion more than her husband's.?

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    2 hours ago, Demonland said:

    How good would it be to have a key forward that could clunk marks.

    who KING? Yes Pls

     

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    22 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

    On the subject of Bruce - what the [censored] is a "hat trick" doing in the lexicon of our game?

    @Rab D Nesbitt?

    @Skuit?

    @Wobbly Bob?

    Gents, doyens, pedants,  is it appropriate language?

    Yeah not sure why hat trick has come in recently. Maybe coz scoring 3 is a big deal these days?

    we have brought in so many annoying Americanisms like lace out and three peat, maybe they are starting on bring in European phrases now??

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    Gotta feel for Ryder. Played a brilliant game. 

    32yo won his first final ever. Then does his hammy in the last few minutes. 

    You couldn't script it

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    Ugh this is what I was afraid of with collingwood. They have the ability to stand up and perform well when they aren't rated. 

    Come on west coast. By the way Nic Nat missed a few easy tackles in there. 

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    Cox psyched himself up by convincing himself he’s playing against MFC.

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