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Port, StKilda , Brisbane and Bulldogs have gone past us development wise now .

Goodwin is destroying this team.

He has no plan B

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

These umpires are a disgrace 

Not as bad as the MFC performance. 

 

The team can't run. It's the difference between a team that can run and a team that can't.

4 day break.

Just now, Return to Glory said:

Rebuild time. Rip that band aid off. 

Rebuild may be hard when we gave away our top 3 pick in this draft already, and our so clever recruiter thinks he is smarter than he actually is.


1 minute ago, Elegt said:

What a joke. Jason Taylor needs the flick

We could have taken Serong to. Absolute star, instead we take an amateur basketballer. Combo of Serong/Georgiadis would have been nice.

Edited by olisik

 

The misery continues for members & supporters for well over a decade apart from one season which was another false dawn.. I just wonder how Bartlett & Pert expect members & supporters to be subjected to another failed season & expect $$$ from them!


The tackling efforts tonight, particularly by our forwards and mostly by our mids, has been the worst I can recall. Maybe similar to the prelim, but that was mostly a case of us not having the ball. We've had the ball a bit in this game, but as soon as we give it up they run through us.

Edited by A F

Look at them still smashing our bodies. Insulting on so many fronts. 

1 minute ago, Coq au vin said:

Most people don’t get sick at all with the virus.

If Melbourne wasn’t going to push me over the edge tonight... you’ve just done it. Congratulations. 
Go burn a G5 tower. 

1 minute ago, Axis of Bob said:

The team can't run. It's the difference between a team that can run and a team that can't.

4 day break.

It’s a variable but not as much as you’re making of it. 

18 minutes ago, faultydet said:

You're a young fella aren't you?

We've had a couple of false dawns in almost 6 decades. Don't waste your time. The Hawks will have a full rebuild and start winning multiple flags again before our blokes realise we have a coach who is taking us backwards.

That's not quite the irrefutable response I was looking for to prevent a sink into tiddely winks... 

Edited by AC/DeeC


Oscar Mcdonald getting a bath from a 3rd gamer..

Massive LOL

2 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

This is far more of a problem than gameday moves.

I get people are frustrated but there is so much rubbish in this thread. There's plenty wrong with the club but complaints about Lever (possibly our best), Pickett (7th game) and Goodwin not flipping magnets is ridiculous and doesn't address the real issues: turnovers, gameplan, lack of leadership, inability to play football unless we win CPs/clearances, lazy midfielders.

Pickett would look like a superstar if he was playing with Port tonight.

We'll probably ruin him by mid season next year.

2 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Port, StKilda , Brisbane and Bulldogs have gone past us development wise now .

Goodwin is destroying this team.

He has no plan B

Ah good one.

If we play like this, all 17 clubs are better than us.

Meanwhile the Dogs won a flag four years ago. When did we ever "go past" them?

2 minutes ago, Axis of Bob said:

The team can't run. It's the difference between a team that can run and a team that can't.

4 day break.

[censored] excuse

 

We've got Burgess remember


16 minutes ago, SPC said:

Oliver and Brayshaw can go at years end.. one cant kick, one can’t chase

Which is which?

Just night and day between our tackling pressure two weeks ago and now. 

 
2 minutes ago, Axis of Bob said:

The team can't run. It's the difference between a team that can run and a team that can't.

4 day break.

Can’t argue the 4 day break. But they only had one extra day. 
We have no injuries yet we brought in a slow tall to help with the legs off a short break?


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