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1 minute ago, Watts the matter said:

I've never heard a club hide behind injuries as much as we did last season. What's their excuse going to be in 2020?

Corona

 
1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Bereft, soul-destroying...................fraudulent

 

melbourne..........

They must bite the bullet and sack Goodwin fancy getting a coach from Essendon they have done nothing for 20 years.

 

We stink, plain and simple. 1 step forward 5 steps back. Hard work carefully building that house of cards and then Port come and flick it all over. I've had it  

Edited by layzie


Legitimately seen a couple of our guys fully [censored] themselves at the physical contact today. If we hadn't already set the lowest of low standards then tonight might have been the all time worst!

Richo doing the interview.... 

 

Has goody been sacked already?! 

Mahoney should also be in the firing line, has always had a free pass despite doing [censored] like paying 2 first rounders for OMac 2.0 while letting Howe walk out the door.

 
4 minutes ago, Ungarieboy said:

Wow, Adelaide have a game to look forward to.

Has a winless team ever started favourite?

I hope not cos I'm loading up on them. Spewing I didn't take port over 40 for $7


Oliver and Brayshaw can go at years end.. one cant kick, one can’t chase

Just now, olisik said:

Mahoney should also be in the firing line, has always had a free pass despite doing [censored] like paying 2 first rounders for OMac 2.0 while letting Howe walk out the door.

Trading a first rounder for koz was a mistake too

7 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

This is pointless, kicking goals now.  It'll just take the heat off.

Lose big with pride you cowards.

I disagree with you on your view that "this is pointless". And also with your notion of losing big with pride - that's repugnant to me. Until the final siren sounds it's never over. We're still a chance to win (no matter how slim). Melbourne to win by a point (to prove a point - hopefully :) ) I'm up for every goal the Dee's can kick - always - goals win games...

 

 

Edited by AC/DeeC

1 minute ago, Watts the matter said:

This is exactly the issue, we have to win contested ball to win the game. Every other club has different methods. Embarrassing.

 

It's not necessarily about different methods, but it is about how dependent we are on CPs/clearances.

If we can't dominate in the middle, everything else falls apart.


This is worse than 186 I expected them to be reasonable tonight. Petracca is the only one that has had a go, the rest have been disgusting.

Goodwin needs to do a course on how to at least behave like a coach. What rubbish, 'play with your heads held high....'what a muppet....

1 minute ago, GCDee said:

Richo doing the interview.... 

 

Has goody been sacked already?! 

We can dream

I truly believed we’d bottomed our a few weeks back. Surely the noise can’t be ignored any more. You have to try your guts out week after week to win in this competition. Is that noise?


2 minutes ago, Coq au vin said:

Getting COVID would be more fun than watching this.

It would not. I’m all for cracking jokes about this club and this game but when someone you know is fighting for life from this virus, this [censored] pales in comparison. 

1 minute ago, SPC said:

Oliver and Brayshaw can go at years end.. one cant kick, one can’t chase

that should read won't chase @SPC

 

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