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Omg.... How the [censored] was that not a throw

 
 

I like that this is titled the Postgame thread already

 

Oliver was a bloody good kick - what’s happened? 
Answer: Came to the MFC and we ruined him.


Just now, gs77 said:

I like that this is titled the Postgame thread already

Me too...perhaps it's an omen :)

 

We just need ch7 to play the Benny Hill theme every time we take possession. 


1 minute ago, gs77 said:

I like that this is titled the Postgame thread already

Yep, kudos to @Demonland for showing more innovation than Goody has his entire coaching career.

We're so devoid of confidence in the forward line that everyone flew at that recent inside 50.

Our turn for a soft free kick in front of goal. Of course, we miss from 15m out.


How many top 3 picks can't kick a set shot from 25 out 

We miss a goal dead in front, they stream all the way down with zero pressure for a goal.

I [censored] hate this club

 
1 minute ago, McQueen said:

We just need ch7 to play the Benny Hill theme every time we take possession. 

And slow it down


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