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Nixon Goes Toot

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Hard to argue with any of it!

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    Finally said something semi intelligent. 

    Not sure we need a player with c&$5 in them, we need players who demand the best of themselves nd everyone else.

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    His experiences may be worthy of consideration for a consulting position.

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Not the most eloquently put however he’s 100% spot on. 

    ...but he is just repeating what many of us on here have been saying.

    At least it seem he can read..

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    9 minutes ago, bluey said:

    His experiences may be worthy of consideration for a consulting position.

    cultural ambassador?

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    28 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

     

    Viney does, but it disappeared with injury and confidence and the leadership (even more reason to take captaincy off him) and Oliver is to busy laughing on the ground and trying to be liked by his opponents. 

    Edited by george_on_the_outer

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    26 minutes ago, bluey said:

    His experiences may be worthy of consideration for a consulting position.

    Which particular ...err... "experiences" do you reckon the playing grope group might best draw on Blu ?

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    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

     

    This man is a TEACHER!!!

    Well, he does have some experience with schoolgirls.

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    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

     

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    Note (to Andy!?)  pic added for general familiarisation purposes only!

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    2 hours ago, Demon3 said:

    Hard to argue with any of it!

    I can't argue with that assessment. How much would we love to have someone who would kill an opponent as soon as look at them. Sorely needed. The rest is spot on too.

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    He must be off the drugs, good on him.

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    Redemption for Rick in my opinion.......plus the fact he's interested. More than can be said for some ex players...

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    We have too many players that take it like a wet sponge already.

    Edited by america de cali

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    37 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

    Oh my. Is he the brother I never knew I had?

    I mist admit the similarities are striking FiTB.  Considered a role in our mid field or maybe as player manager?

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