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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs St Kilda

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Our form IMO is all attributed to mindset. And we have a very poor one. 

 

Massively overrated our list based on one ok year

 

It's just being ripped apart into shreds and not even a whimper is being put up. I never felt any other feeling more at the MCG over time than this one right now. It's just so grimly normal.

Realistically who’s missing from the side that beat Geelong and Hawthorn in last years finsls? AVB and Hannan is all I can think off. 

 


i want neeld back least he could coach ,oh dear

 
9 minutes ago, olisik said:

Lol @ people who thought Lewis coming in would sort our defence. Season over. 

Yeah i thought so. Who would you have bought in?


Fancy that, the guy who couldn't get a game in our team (admittedly sometimes through injury) has now kicked one less goal than our entire team...

4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Goodwin’s ability to coach has to be seriously questioned. 

He has learnt nothing from his time with Roos

This game is crucial and it is a complete fail so far. 

Goodwin's style is everything Roos' wasn't.

We're mono dimensional garbage.

How many years of this. . Oy vey lol

I'm laughing...

Koolaid is Koolaid

Enjoy the BS believers.

Our FD is wanting.

1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Realistically who’s missing from the side that beat Geelong and Hawthorn in last years finsls? AVB and Hannan is all I can think off. 

 

Good point.


Jeffy!!!!  No wait it's another hack kick up forward ?

How do we get outnumbered in every part of the ground?

And yet another [censored] free goes their way.

That shot of Goodwin in the box sums it up - clueless ? in the headlights. 


Our game plan and list is so bad. We are so unbelievable slow, we can’t double back quick enough to match up on opposition players streaming to goal. 

When we go inside 50 the team we play just flood and crumb every time the ball hits the deck and just run in waves.

 

We also get drawn to the ball like bees to a honey pot and completely forget about the outside contest, which results in us forgetting to man up defensively if the ball spills out. As a team it looks like we have 5 less numbers out there on the ground which comes down to game plan and hard running.

We spent 3 first round draft picks on two backline players who can’t even get on the back. Need outside class and speed desperately. I’m so over this club and lack of ability. 

I can't wait for the presser...

Goody (with that silly smirk of his):

'We're not happy with the way we're playing'

'We have to get better'

'We're not thinking about finals right now, we're just looking to next week'

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS CRAP. 

We're slow, lazy, unfit and sloppy. And our coach doesn't realise he's being outcoached most weeks.

 

Garlett in for Spargo

Throw TMac back and put Keilty up forward at least Dec can mark and kick goals 


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