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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Sydney

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3 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

we're finishing stone motherless last, aren't we?

Yes. Carlton is better than us.

I have to agree with all that has been said about O Mac.  Just a shocking player in every way. Unwatchable.

FMD kick pass, kick pass, kick pass, goal Melbourne. Never thought I’d live long enough to ever see that again!

 

Here comes the feeling of false hope! 

Just now, Demonland said:

Ump's killing us with the non advantage. 

Take that back homeboy


I am going to have nightmares about oscar

 

No left foot petracca !!!  why the F()@# did we get this bloke will not kick on the left in traffic. we were lucky that fell in jones's hands...  and he was lucky to goal.   Half forwards Must trust their ability to snap goals.

Well done skip??

Just now, Gipsy Danger said:

O Mac is having an absolute shocker. He’s so far off the standard it’s just embarrassing 

If Goodwin had any sense, he'd send him to Casey until he has smashed the door down for a month (which he'll never do).

He is just a laconic, lazy, unintelligent footballer. I'm not sure he even is a footballer tbh.

Petty is not ready, but surely he can't do any worse than OMAC.

HA! Buddy just did what we’re all wanting!

oscars gonna have his own banner to run through next week


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

FFS this is a person. You wouldn’t even say that about an animal. Jesus. 

Please don’t take the lords name in vein.

Plus it’s a figure of speech not what I want to actually happen.

Plus if you follow my posts over a period of time you would see that I’m not one for potshotting our players indiscriminately  for one bad mistake, only when they have been terrible for a significant period of time. Oscar has been horrendous this year and this game he’s been worse again.


Jones' field kicking to advantage is terrible, and under no pressure

Ah false hope restored! I love this feeling whilst it lasts. 

 
Just now, sisso said:

We’ve lifted!

No we haven't, we're just not playing as stupidly.

As soon as Pruess turns up we score!!


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