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Angus Brayshaw harbours desires to play in Sydney.

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And there are a number of occult signs in the picture. Note the goal posts in front of the Ginger bread (witch) house are back to front with the point posts on the inside and goal posts outside.

There’s some cracking threads getting underway today. 

 

They call it the silly season for a reason...


Bronze medalist in the 2018 Brownlow medal at age 22...   the kid is a machine.

 
46 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I’m obviously dense but I don’t get this thread 

You're not alone Chook.

Never has your avatar been more appropriate for a thread. 


2 hours ago, chook fowler said:

I’m obviously dense but I don’t get this thread 

the clue is in his headwear colours

52 minutes ago, Salems Lot said:

the clue is in his headwear colours

A bit too obtuse for my rapidly diminishing cerebral cortex.

Please, no click bait here. There’s enough of it on the internet, DL Is my sanctuary 

I love the use of the full stop in the title. Very clever.


18 minutes ago, rumpole said:

I think he’ll stay.

His jumper says he’s staying but his hat says he’s going. 

A brilliant poststructuralist thread which obviously challenges the normal contract between narrator and reader. I would even risk the assertion (though  contrary views are welcomed) that "readers are free to open and close the text's signifying process without respect for the signified"    ( Selden summarising Barthes) 

I completely get this

THIS is a thread... Irony, humour, a little touch af anxiety as we open the thread and then a silly red and blue mess of a cake from one of our favourites.... We laugh and relax ..... and its back to the serious business of life!

I could not be more confident about this year

But that cake is [censored] and obviously his heart is not in it..... He’s gone !!!! Sydney can have him!

 

Phew, not as grim as I thought after reading the header.


i always had a feeling he wasn't fully committed

and his body language consistently told another story

besides he smiles too much

 
17 hours ago, Nasher said:

I'm not complaining, just don't get the funny.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Nasher.

21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A brilliant poststructuralist thread which obviously challenges the normal contract between narrator and reader. I would even risk the assertion (though  contrary views are welcomed) that "readers are free to open and close the text's signifying process without respect for the signified"    ( Selden summarising Barthes) 

Another piece of incisive analysis, Uncle Bitters. It's up there with your dissection of ENYAW's musings on the value of pick 2 back in the day.


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