Curl up into a ball and keep telling myself it’s only February and the season hasn’t started yet. 

Edited March 26, 20187 yr by Ethan Tremblay

Start thinking of taking a holiday in September 

My VRC membership will get the use the fees demand it should.

Rethink some life decisions.

find a new hobby

Up the meds

I decided Sunday morning I was going to give up the alcohol for a month or so. I was drinking a Spritz by half time. The club owes me a new liver. 

Edited March 26, 20187 yr by Ethan Tremblay

Use my knowledge of tax law to claim that my membership payments are actually charitable donations.

Apply the component of my tax refund to host a garage sale (with sausage sizzle), and sell all my earthly possessions.

Become a monk.

Move to Austria, never to speak of football again.

(Or just remain calm, have faith - not sure which, yet - it may depend on size of loss).

For the first time in my life, I will not take any interest in the remaining matches and only become interested again if we make finals. I will be one of 'those' supporters. I find that I put too much energy into following this team, as evidenced by my writing here still almost 24 hours after a lost, and it actually affects my mental well being. I have done it too long and have better things to be doing on weekends. 

 

 

I will move permanently to the Czech Republic, sit by the Vltava River in Praha every day throwing stones into the water and never think of football again.

I will encourage Max Gawn to tamper with the ball to get reverse swing

Remember yet again that no game is a gimme and that teams need to respect their opposition.

I will not be in the slightest bit surprised!

sigh

(I mean if we lose to Brisbane. It's not a comment about this thread.)

[censored] and moan for a week and still turn up for the next torture session against North

Drive to a Richmond supporters house to borrow a microwave.

Hide.  Physically and on social media.  There's only so much you can take from opposition supporters.

Break something.

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Curl up into a ball and keep telling myself it’s only February and the season hasn’t started yet. 

So will many of us. However l will probably leave the country and fly to S Africa and be the only one supporting the Aussies.

Go to bed severely inebriated.

Imagine if we lost to Brisbane and then North.

7 minutes ago, nosoupforme said:

So will many of us. However l will probably leave the country and fly to S Africa and be the only one supporting the Aussies.

Why on earth would you support a bunch of cheats? 

Imagine if we beat Brisbane & North by 70+ points!

Nah if we lose to Brisbane I'll wait till Round 6 to switch off the Dees. Sydney lost their first 6 last year and made finals!

3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Imagine if we lost to Brisbane and then North.

The coach,s future would be looking shakey. If he cannot get a win in the first three with this group then the question will be is he any good?

To take a leaf out of Terry Wallace...."I'll spew up!!!