Curl up into a ball and keep telling myself it’s only February and the season hasn’t started yet. 

Start thinking of taking a holiday in September 

My VRC membership will get the use the fees demand it should.

Rethink some life decisions.

find a new hobby

Up the meds

I decided Sunday morning I was going to give up the alcohol for a month or so. I was drinking a Spritz by half time. The club owes me a new liver. 

Use my knowledge of tax law to claim that my membership payments are actually charitable donations.

Apply the component of my tax refund to host a garage sale (with sausage sizzle), and sell all my earthly possessions.

Become a monk.

Move to Austria, never to speak of football again.

(Or just remain calm, have faith - not sure which, yet - it may depend on size of loss).

For the first time in my life, I will not take any interest in the remaining matches and only become interested again if we make finals. I will be one of 'those' supporters. I find that I put too much energy into following this team, as evidenced by my writing here still almost 24 hours after a lost, and it actually affects my mental well being. I have done it too long and have better things to be doing on weekends. 

 

 

I will move permanently to the Czech Republic, sit by the Vltava River in Praha every day throwing stones into the water and never think of football again.

I will encourage Max Gawn to tamper with the ball to get reverse swing

Remember yet again that no game is a gimme and that teams need to respect their opposition.

I will not be in the slightest bit surprised!

sigh

(I mean if we lose to Brisbane. It's not a comment about this thread.)

[censored] and moan for a week and still turn up for the next torture session against North

Drive to a Richmond supporters house to borrow a microwave.

Hide.  Physically and on social media.  There's only so much you can take from opposition supporters.

Break something.

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Curl up into a ball and keep telling myself it’s only February and the season hasn’t started yet. 

So will many of us. However l will probably leave the country and fly to S Africa and be the only one supporting the Aussies.

Go to bed severely inebriated.

Imagine if we lost to Brisbane and then North.

7 minutes ago, nosoupforme said:

So will many of us. However l will probably leave the country and fly to S Africa and be the only one supporting the Aussies.

Why on earth would you support a bunch of cheats? 

Imagine if we beat Brisbane & North by 70+ points!

Nah if we lose to Brisbane I'll wait till Round 6 to switch off the Dees. Sydney lost their first 6 last year and made finals!

3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Imagine if we lost to Brisbane and then North.

The coach,s future would be looking shakey. If he cannot get a win in the first three with this group then the question will be is he any good?

To take a leaf out of Terry Wallace...."I'll spew up!!!