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Round 1 Non MFC games

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A couple of quality young players on the park tonight.  McGrath is all class and young Fogerty (sp?) for the Crows looks like he's got some talent. 

 

Umpiring favouring Injectendon

 
6 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

maggots love peptides

crows without lever, cameron, smith, walker and bcrouch from their grand final side last year?

Lynch

BT two nights in a row..spare me. 

Thank goodness the cricket's on, just have to put up with Warnie there...pretty close call actually


9-2 free kicks to the cheats

carn the crows!

So much over umpiring 2 nights in a row. 

 

If Razor is not the most annoying umpire in the world i don't know who is

Crows at 1/2 strength and Essendrug one of the worst kicking sides I have seen.


32 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

A couple of quality young players on the park tonight.  McGrath is all class and young Fogerty (sp?) for the Crows looks like he's got some talent. 

Got him with the pick we gave them??

Wait for the thread bemoaning that one!

This game is almost unwatchable... ugly ugly football.

Gee Jake Stringer isn't the smartest tool in the shed. Forgot his wallet and his car pass so couldn't park underneath but still found time to put this story on social media where it's now removed after apparently an essendon official said probably not a good idea to put that online. 

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/jay-clark-says-that-jake-stringer-nearly-didn-t-get-let-into-etihad-stadium-before-tonight-s-game

1.6 to 1.4 that quarter. Tough watching

highlight has been that cracking bump from Douglas. Footy is back!


4 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gee Jake Stringer isn't the smartest tool in the shed. Forgot his wallet and his car pass so couldn't park underneath but still found time to put this story on social media where it's now removed after apparently an essendon official said probably not a good idea to put that online. 

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/jay-clark-says-that-jake-stringer-nearly-didn-t-get-let-into-etihad-stadium-before-tonight-s-game

Priorities elsewhere??

I like how they’re praising every basic footy thing Stringer is doing. 

He’ll probably get a participation award at the end of the game. 

26 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

If Razor is not the most annoying umpire in the world i don't know who is

Pannell & Nichols are right up there...

So far it looks like we don't get Razor or Pannell...please not Nicholls (just looked it up, he's got the Hawks)...

6 hours ago, MT64 said:

Hah. And the Sun Herald gave him "best on ground".

??????


I like the pharmacy sponsor signs in the Essendon coaches box. 

Behind a pharmacist. 

Coz they’re drug cheats.

27 minutes ago, DubDee said:

1.6 to 1.4 that quarter. Tough watching

highlight has been that cracking bump from Douglas. Footy is back!

I can't see any contact to the head: I've seen all the replays. The commentators are either blind or just flucking morons, probably both.

 
2 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

I like the pharmacy sponsor signs in the Essendon coaches box. 

Behind a pharmacist. 

Coz they’re drug cheats.

He was known as 'The Chemist'.

Such a relief. 

The bombers are as bad I thought they are


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