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GAMEDAY - Round 8

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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The usual Melbourne garbage is back. Handball to trouble, kicking to nobody. Everyone up at contest. We are so dumb and we don't learn. 

 
Just now, The Reverend said:

How about we wait awhile.

Nope, he was right.................

 

 
Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Nobody wants to take responsibility

always an MFC problem...

There he goes, pulling that bow string back.

You should change your username to Robin Hood.


We are the most frustrating team to watch.

 

no score for thirty mins except for a rushed behind

that doesn;t win too many matches

Luckily the other side are missing the goals or this game would be over

I'm out!! That's it. Maggot ray has destroyed our beautiful game.

 
1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Did Tom McDonald have a labotomy?

Yes, his brother gave it to him and Tom returned the favour.


Viney shoved in the back!

Handballing is our first, second, third, fourth, fifth option before we either turn it over or slam it on the boot as we have got ourselves into a worse situation.


Well, there's the traditional 5 in a row to the opposition. Now, time to peg them back to be behind by just one goal at the final siren. :unsure:

 

FIVE goals to ZIP

WELL DONE DEES

Nothing's changed


4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Did Tom McDonald have a labotomy?

You're assuming he had a brain to begin with Clint

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Free kick, free kick, free kick 

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Jesse would kick 100 goals if he got the love that forwards who play against us get. 

 

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