Riddle Me This

[Ethan Tremblay 29,363]

Actual butter, straight from the fridge, is really hard to spread. 

[McQueen 17,864]

36 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I planned on having my last drink three drinks ago but this thread is far too entertaining to stop. 

I'm still on it as well.

#Perf#nodaylightsavings

[The Backyard Charizard 1,178]

Spread butter - Knife - Shank

Spread wings - Bird - Magpie

If this is some sick joke then I am not finding it amusing!

[DV8 2,271]

20 minutes ago, The Riddler said:

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

So we're getting too close, too soon.  Or you would tease us with more hints than just providing us with one hint, & very broad at that.

[Deestroy All 14,262]

14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Actual butter, straight from the fridge, is really hard to spread. 

[Redbeard 497]

4 hours ago, The Riddler said:

4 hours ago, The Riddler said:

Riddle me this: Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?

 

23 minutes ago, The Riddler said:

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

 

 

Interstate teams with wings are the Eagles, Crows and Swans. The 2 players I found from those lists who have obvious "ocean bound" names are Beech (beach) and Shaw (shore) from the crows. I'm still missing the butter knife bit but

[highfly-ingflag 1]

Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?

The deal must involve a mega trade between goal coast, brisbane and the dees. Player in question, Pearce Hanley goes to the suns, rockiff to the dees, and draft picks to the lions. 

Hanley remains ocean bound as he just moves from brisbane to gold coast, bondi beach?. Spreads wings as he is a midfielder/winger (or because he came from Ireland on a plane?), and spreads butter could refer to kerryGOLD an irish company which produces diary including butter. 

Surely this must be it right? LOL a bit left field but the best i could do

Edited October 16, 2016 by highfly-ingflag

[Skuit 9,385]

Chad Wing-ard from the dairy town of Murray Bridge who plays for Port.

[DeeSpencer 23,828]

2 hours ago, Redbeard said:

 

Interstate teams with wings are the Eagles, Crows and Swans. The 2 players I found from those lists who have obvious "ocean bound" names are Beech (beach) and Shaw (shore) from the crows. I'm still missing the butter knife bit but

You can get beech wood butter knives or butter presses. 

Not sure a mature age recruit is the key to our future though, even if he's a very handy player who would've played by now if not for being stuck behind the leagues best forward line.

[Sigil 991]

No rules to this riddle (i.e only one guess).

So I'm going to guess someone from this list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_AFL_team_squads

Fess up Riddler!

[Rolling Stone 117]

Is it a Dunn deal?

[Older demon 2,415]

On the Adelaide list Melbourne have expressed interest in Harry Dear son of Hawks premiership player Paul. Cannot see any connection to butter though.

[Stretch Johnson 2,693]

27 minutes ago, Older demon said:

On the Adelaide list Melbourne have expressed interest in Harry Dear son of Hawks premiership player Paul. Cannot see any connection to butter though.

Butter is pretty dear these days

[In Harmes Way 7,645]

8 hours ago, The Riddler said:

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

This could be a trick - where are you located Riddler? If you are interstate, then the player could be Victorian.

[Redleg 38,927]

8 hours ago, The Riddler said:

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

Yes, the player is an Interstate insomniac. Tom ( the sleepwalker ) Rockliff (  african butterfly )

[Older demon 2,415]

I read the riddle differently. Who on our list is ocean bound? If they go, we get something in return. Ocean destinations maybe West Coast, Gold Coast don't consider Brisbane coastal. The only name mentioned as trade bait is Lynden Dunn and maybe Vandenberg. So my answer is the player in question Lynden rather, than who we receive.

[Cards13 9,117]

4 minutes ago, Older demon said:

I read the riddle differently. Who on our list is ocean bound? If they go, we get something in return. Ocean destinations maybe West Coast, Gold Coast don't consider Brisbane coastal. The only name mentioned as trade bait is Lynden Dunn and maybe Vandenberg. So my answer is the player in question Lynden rather, than who we receive.

Vanders born in Perth too

[daisycutter 28,782]

4 minutes ago, Older demon said:

I read the riddle differently. Who on our list is ocean bound? If they go, we get something in return. Ocean destinations maybe West Coast, Gold Coast don't consider Brisbane coastal. The only name mentioned as trade bait is Lynden Dunn and maybe Vandenberg. So my answer is the player in question Lynden rather, than who we receive.

or salem > sail-em > ocean-bound      christian > angel > wings    as for butter > ?

[Lucifers Hero 37,890]

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

or salem > sail-em > ocean-bound      christian > angel > wings    as for butter > ?

Sounds spot on dc - Salem's family own a restaurant or two so fair to say he has 'spread butter' at some stage!

 

Edited October 16, 2016 by Lucifer's Hero

[Redbeard 497]

Toby Nankervis? Currently at home in Tassie which is bound by ocean. Is a swan so has wings to spread. The letters for KNIVES is in his name which can spread butter, or there is a Toby Knife. Bit obscure I know

[hardtack 10,215]

15 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Sounds spot on dc - Salem's family own a restaurant or two so fair to say he has 'spread butter' at some stage!

 

Looks like he's on a roll

[hardtack 10,215]

16 minutes ago, Redbeard said:

Toby Nankervis? Currently at home in Tassie which is bound by ocean. Is a swan so has wings to spread. The letters for KNIVES is in his name which can spread butter, or there is a Toby Knife. Bit obscure I know

No, that's Toby Jugs... he'll get those as he gets older.

[Vitamin Dee 849]

Jake Lever, a crow with wings (whom we had very high interest in 2014 National Draft)

Lever 1: Knife to spread butter

Lever 2: On a vessel, the vertical separation between the lines of force buoyancy and weight is known as the 'righting lever'

Where can I collect my meat tray?

 

 

 

[Moonshadow 16,939]

12 hours ago, Moistgoatflaps said:

Could it be jack darling? Jack knife, western 'star', darling harbour... 

Stuff the riddle, I'm waiting for you to put up an avatar picture mate!

[GawnWithTheWind 604]

Riddler, has no one guessed correctly yet?