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Who do you want to beat the most?

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Hi, I'm Ethan, Ethan Tremblay. I was thinking today who is the team that I really want to beat, obviously we want to win every game but that ain't gonna happen (just like Stuie letting something go, only joking. No I'm not.) There's the obvious top of the ladder teams but for me it's Carlton. I really hate that they're doing better this season, I was looking forward to seeing them suffer for a few more years. I'd love to thrash them and put them in their place.

A close second is Collingwood, for obvious reasons. My hatred for them just grew a little more when watching fox footy and there recent form being described as a 'Renaissance.' My guess is they used the word to just confuse Collingwood supporters, no good googling it because they wouldn't know know to spell it. "Who the [censored] is Renne Sauce?" 

So who do you want to beat the most and why? 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Hawthorn because they've been the benchmark in the competition. Then North Melbourne and St Kilda (at Etihad) because we haven't beaten them for so long either.

 

The Pies on the QB game, with a good old fashioned raised elbow coat hanger. 

The Hawks to prove we deserve to be there. Done in high, jovial spirits to remind Frawley how hollow a trophy is without your mates  

And The swans, just for Roosy. 

Me bitter, never. I've just got a decade of F you's to launch. 

The saints....next....


21 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hi, I'm Ethan, Ethan Tremblay. I was thinking today who is the team that I really want to beat, obviously we want to win every game but that ain't gonna happen (just like Stuie letting something go, only joking. No I'm not.) There's the obvious top of the ladder teams but for me it's Carlton. I really hate that they're doing better this season, I was looking forward to seeing them suffer for a few more years. I'd love to thrash them and put them in their place.

A close second is Collingwood, for obvious reason. My hatred for them just grew a little more when watching fox footy and there recent form being described as a 'Renaissance.' My guess is they used the word to just confuse Collingwood supporters, no good googling it because they wouldn't know know to spell it. "Who the [censored] is Renne Sauce?" 

So who do you want to beat and why? 

Thanks Ethan, most Cathartic. 

 

Essendon followed by North. Two teams i hate the most.


Port. Followed by Hawthorn. Then Sydney. And Collingwood would probably be next on my list.

Hawks because they've treated us with utter contempt forever. Multiple 100 point losses where theyve barely raised a sweat. 


Collingwood on QB weekend. I would the Deez to be the beginning of the end of the Eddy-Buckley era. 

And a close second is Essendon. Whenever we next meet them I want a huge win and Heppel to meet with a monster tackle from Dawes that smashes him up. 


I'm tipping that by the time we get to page 4 on this thread, we'll have all the teams covered bar Gold Coast cos they're crap.

Hawks. Hated them as a kid, hate them now. Sick of them, sick of their fans.

 
32 minutes ago, ENYAW said:

every team

Whoever we are playing next.

I get the point of the topic, and its a good question.

But just beat the next team, and you win the flag.

The great teams don't carry vendettas... or have favoured wins, they play each team as hard as every other... Don't pick and choose.

We picked to play hard against Collingwood and won. We picked to 'just play' against Essendon and lost.

But if your asking

Geelong last year, and this year.... Hawthorn!!!!!

Hate em... 

 

 

 

Edited by Bigred
if not of

Peter Giles, Steven Smith, Leigh Matthews, 1987, Buckenara, 1988, Dipper, 1996 merge, and endless beatings over the last 10 years, yep it is the Dorks by a fricking mile for me. 


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