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13 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Apparently jake Carlisle wants to sue the saints cos they havent paid him yet ???? blokes a drug cheat

On more than one level.

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Who will go down as the worst big-name recruit in recent AFL history?

Mitch Clark

Dale Thomas

Jake Carlisle

Got a feeling Carlisle will be a complete disaster for St Kilda, and completely undo all the excellent work Richo has done over the last 2 years.

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Really??? He wants to sue the club that threw him a chance, who he then chit all over by doing blow as well as being a convicted drug cheat. Yet he hasn't sued the tin pot club who injected him with totally unknown substances?

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Vous etes tous coupable de tricheries et les monsonges.

 

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6 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Really??? He wants to sue the club that threw him a chance, who he then chit all over by doing blow as well as being a convicted drug cheat. Yet he hasn't sued the tin pot club who injected him with totally unknown substances?

There is only one word to describe people like Carlisle

Starts with C and ends in T...2 letters in between...

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He's an absolute [censored]. No idea why they even pursued him, especially at the expense of Milera/Francis. Their list profile is young anyway, why not go after a fresh draftee without the baggage of drug cheating bans?

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1 minute ago, Ted Fidge said:

I know this! I know this!

CLOT

Ok so there are 2 words!!

_un_ is far more descriptive though

how could you sue the club that threw you a lifeline and then instragram yourself snorting blow over christmas....

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29 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

There is only one word to describe people like Carlisle

Starts with C and ends in T...2 letters in between...

can you give more clues?

just saw last post....i'm working on it (figuratively)

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10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Ok so there are 2 words!!

_un_ is far more descriptive though

how could you sue the club that threw you a lifeline and then instragram yourself snorting blow over christmas....

Swap the o out for an i.... 

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1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Swap the o out for an i.... 

like this ?

"ik si there are 2 wirds!!

_un_ is far mire descriptive thiugh

hiw ciuld yiu sue the club that threw yiu a lifeline and then instragram yiurself snirting bliw iver christmas.."

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

like this ?

"ik si there are 2 wirds!!

_un_ is far mire descriptive thiugh

hiw ciuld yiu sue the club that threw yiu a lifeline and then instragram yiurself snirting bliw iver christmas.."

Ha! Kudos.

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22 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Vous etes tous coupable de tricheries et les monsonges.

I see you're on a roll today Biff with the French, and it's fine work of course, but ... "mensonges", and almost certainly the lies would be "des" not "les". Also, no doubt you're up to speed on the spelling reforms that have just come into place, but the circumflexes on "être" and "êtes" aren't included.

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

like this ?

"ik si there are 2 wirds!!

_un_ is far mire descriptive thiugh

hiw ciuld yiu sue the club that threw yiu a lifeline and then instragram yiurself snirting bliw iver christmas.."

Only in Nuw Zulund...

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2 minutes ago, bing181 said:

I see you're on a roll today Biff with the French, and it's fine work of course, but ... "mensonges", and almost certainly the lies would be "des" not "les". Also, no doubt you're up to speed on the spelling reforms that have just come into place, but the circumflexes on "être" and "êtes" aren't included.

I'm trying to think of a .... tricky male song.  "Frere un Jacque"

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