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I've tipped Geelong but I hope the Pies beat these bunch of arrogant farks.

Can't stand the way they strut around thinking their shitz dont stink.

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How many days since Menzel played his last game 1400 or something? Amazing effort to get back on the park.

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Wouldn't be surprised to see Collingwood get up to night.

They had a bad one last week and it's only us that kept them out of the headlines.

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Is Mitch playing or is he still struggling with that troublesome calf injury?

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Kelly looks terrible tonight.

So does Bartel, just keeps bombing it in. So does Mackie, just keeps bombing it out. Kelly looks slow.

I haven't liked Stevie J's year, but he looks the best of that lot. I wouldn't retain any of them if I was Scott.

Caddy is solely missed tonight.

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57 to 14 collywobbles way sucked in cats.

Hopefully it continues.

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Bartel, Johnson and Kelly are as good as gone. All have been average for most of the year and terrible tonight.

EDIT: Great to see Menzel out on the park again and playing well.

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Bartel, Johnson and Kelly are as good as gone. All have been average for most of the year and terrible tonight.

Good can't stand Johnson arrogant flooog.

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Lets face it, if we had the same success as geelong we'd be happy with ourselves as well.

But Kelly is terrible tonight and watching them it looks like melbourne is out there. Turning over the ball, handballing to players when a pies player is right on them, can't kick in and just butchering the ball. The only positive is Menzel and they should be thankful they have him.

Selwood may give greenwood a clip tonight.

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Cameron Ling continues to cement himself as the most annoying colour commentator on television right now. His only rival for that spot is Ian Healy. He just spouts dribble over and over again and never shuts up. I used to enjoy his comments when he was a boundary rider as he could only contribute rarely. How I wish they put him back there.

As much as I hate to give credit to the Filth it's great to see them smashing the Cats and knocking them well and truly out of the finals race.

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Cameron Ling continues to cement himself as the most annoying colour commentator on television right now. His only rival for that spot is Ian Healy. He just spouts dribble over and over again and never shuts up. I used to enjoy his comments when he was a boundary rider as he could only contribute rarely. How I wish they put him back there.

As much as I hate to give credit to the Filth it's great to see them smashing the Cats and knocking them well and truly out of the finals race.

He completely beat me to it in regards to Ling.

Use to like him as a commentator but the fact he continues to stick up for his 'mates' is pathetic. Even to the point of getting annoyed at Wayne Carey who is asking honest opinions on who will finish up at the cats. Irt was a reasonable question too.

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He completely beat me to it in regards to Ling.

Use to like him as a commentator but the fact he continues to stick up for his 'mates' is pathetic. Even to the point of getting annoyed at Wayne Carey who is asking honest opinions on who will finish up at the cats. Irt was a reasonable question too.

He is completely biased when talking about Geelong. It's understandable but he takes it to ridiculous lengths.

Outside of that he seemingly has to comment on EVERYTHING that is going on. He doesn't make 'special comments', he makes 'comments'. He can't distinguish between them.

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If you can't be unbiased, stay the [censored] out of commentating. It's what shits me about Seven's entire commentary stable: Ling, Richo, Watson, they're all ridiculously biased and spend more time fondling themselves under the commentary desk than calling the match.

Oh, and 4 goals to Menzel. What a champ.

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