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BERNIE VINCE (Appreciation Thread #1245)

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Does anyone else find Harvey as annoying as I do?

Selfish outside player who thinks of himself more than the team.

I despise him.


Does anyone else find Harvey as annoying as I do?

That all depends on how annoying you find him chook.

Mildy

Moderately

Very

Stuie

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Hands down, the best value trade the club has ever made.


What about the Garlett trade?

What about the Garlett trade?

Yeah it was good but i keep linking the true value of the compo pick for losing Sylvia to FA directly to Bernie.

Hands down.

Does anyone else find Harvey as annoying as I do?

I'd boo him just like I would Goodes because they are both door kn[o]bs..


if i'm being honest with myself, i have no problem with harvey other than when he gives us a bath, but that's different

the guy is an outright gun

i do have a soft spot for rovers though

That wasn't a trade.

It was a gift.

Haha..so true. I still find it unbelievable. It's as though Malthouse was a Demons supporter.

Haha..so true. I still find it unbelievable. It's as though Malthouse was a Demons supporter.

I'm still convinced that malthouse at carlton was just an elaborate ploy by collingwood to ruin them

I'm still convinced that malthouse at carlton was just an elaborate ploy by collingwood to ruin them

always thought that :lol:

Brilliant Trade by Roos & co

More players like Bernard will bring us sustained September action


Love, love, love Bernie.

My dream is that he marries into my family. I have a lovely Melbourne supporting daughter and a step daughter - unfortunately she supports Carlton but I am sure she can be talked into changing teams.

I know Bernie is already spoken for but I can only dream.

As annoying as having no hands and Jock itch.

A tree with rough bark finds use!

  • 7 months later...
 
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Just mentioned on the footy show by purple that the club has torn up his contact...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and offered him an extension. Club is stoked with what he has brought to the club both in morale and on field performance.

 

love this guy.

Edited by The Song Formerly Known As

He had trigger points to get an extension for next year, but he's already hit them. 

So happy are we that the new contract is better money. 

 

I doubted getting him. Never been more thrilled to be wrong in my life. Legend. 

 

Was also a big Vardy and huge Ingerson on fan, so thanks Adelaide. 

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