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On 4/16/2015 at 9:32 AM, praha said:

 

Beat North Melbourne

- Last win: Round 5, 2006 (14-game losing streak)

 

You forgot to strike that one off, praha.  The only ones left from your list will be September related, and maybe just maybe we tick them of this season too.

Feels nice to be a proper footy club once again. 

 :roos::goody::mahoney::pj:

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3 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

You forgot to strike that one off, praha.  The only ones left from your list will be September related, and maybe just maybe we tick them of this season too.

Feels nice to be a proper footy club once again. 

 :roos::goody::mahoney::pj:

i can't edit the OP anymore :(

 

Cannot wait to strike off:

No finals since 2006

for the love of all that's holy, this year, please!


1 minute ago, Soidee said:

When was the last pink lady game did we win?  

I might go just for the free apples.

We're 0-14 against Lance Franklin. Time to give that one the heave ho.

 
15 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

We're 0-14 against Lance Franklin. Time to give that one the heave ho.

That’s tragic

And such a random stat that if the media get a hold of it that may prove they read Demonland 

  • 2 weeks later...

Crossed off another little one today (it's not officially official yet but we're there now):

Qualify for Finals BROKEN Round 22, 2018

- Last time Round 22, 2006

Edited by Chook


13 hours ago, Chook said:

Crossed off another little one today (it's not officially official yet but we're there now):

Qualify for Finals BROKEN Round 22, 2018

- Last time Round 22, 2006

So, which club now has the longest streak of not playing in finals? I'd just like to know who I can look down on.

12 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

So, which club now has the longest streak of not playing in finals? I'd just like to know who I can look down on.

Maybe the Saints? 

24 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

So, which club now has the longest streak of not playing in finals? I'd just like to know who I can look down on.

Brisbane, Last played finals in 2009. Next is Saints in 2011 and GC have never played finals since coming into the comp.

On 4/16/2015 at 9:32 AM, praha said:

Having won in Round 1 this year, we broke a decade-long record of having not won in the first week of the season.

What other records are in dire need of being broken?

Win in Round 1 - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last win: Round 1, 2005 (9-year losing streak)

Win in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 7, 2014

- Last win: Round 2, 2001 (16-game losing streak)

- Since 1991: 32 games, 6 wins, 26 losses

Home game losing streak - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last home game win: Round 14, 2013 (15-game losing streak)

Score 100 points - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last 100-point game: Round 14, 2013 (31 matches)

Win on a Friday night - BROKEN Round 4, 2015

- Last win: Round 11, 2011 vs Essendon

Beat Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015

- Last win: Round 6, 2006 (12 games, 11 losses, 1 draw)

- Since 1994: 7 wins, 26 losses, 1 draw

Win in Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015

- Last win: Round 20, 2005 (7 games, 6 losses, 1 draw)

- Since 1988: 2 wins, 17 losses, 1 draw

Beat Brisbane - BROKEN Round 16, 2015

- Last win: Round 3, 2011 (4-game losing streaking)

Win at Etihad BROKEN Round 23, 2015

Last win: Round 19, 2007 (22-game losing streak)

Beat Collingwood - BROKEN Round 18, 2015

- Last win: Round 11, 2007 (10 games, 9 losses, 1 draw)

Beat Fremantle - BROKEN Round 16, 2016

- Last win: Round 13, 2011 (6-game losing streak)

Win two games in a row - BROKEN Rounds 4-5, 2016

- Last time: Rounds 13 and 14, 2011 (20 game losing streak)

Beat a Ross Lyon-coached team - BROKEN Round 16, 2016

- Last win: Never (12-game losing streak)

Beat Hawthorn - BROKEN Round 20, 2016

- Last win: Round 8, 2006 (11-game losing streak)

- Since 1980: 59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses

Beat Port Adelaide in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 21, 2016

- Last win: Round 8, 2000 (11-game losing streak)

Win 3 in a row - BROKEN Rounds 19-21, 2016

Beat St Kilda - BROKEN Round 1, 2017

- Last win: Elimination Final, 2006 (14-game losing streak)

Win in Perth - BROKEN Round 14, 2017

- Last win: Round 1, 2004 (12-game losing streak)

Beat North Melbourne - BROKEN Round 3, 2018

- Last win: Round 5, 2006 (14-game losing streak)

Play a final - BROKEN 2018

- Last time: Second Semi-Final vs Fremantle, 2006 (8-year drought)

Win a final

- Last win: Elimination Final v St Kilda, 2006 (8-year drought)

Win the minor premiership

- Last time: 1964 (50 years and counting)

Win a final outside of Victoria

- Last win: Never (2 games, 2 losses)

I assume the 'Minor Premiership' is ending the H&A season on top of the ladder? 

So, is it time to add 'Win a Premiership'?


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On 4/15/2015 at 6:32 PM, praha said:

Having won in Round 1 this year, we broke a decade-long record of having not won in the first week of the season.

What other records are in dire need of being broken?

Win in Round 1 - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last win: Round 1, 2005 (9-year losing streak)

Win in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 7, 2014

- Last win: Round 2, 2001 (16-game losing streak)

- Since 1991: 32 games, 6 wins, 26 losses

Home game losing streak - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last home game win: Round 14, 2013 (15-game losing streak)

Score 100 points - BROKEN Round 1, 2015

- Last 100-point game: Round 14, 2013 (31 matches)

Win on a Friday night - BROKEN Round 4, 2015

- Last win: Round 11, 2011 vs Essendon

Beat Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015

- Last win: Round 6, 2006 (12 games, 11 losses, 1 draw)

- Since 1994: 7 wins, 26 losses, 1 draw

Win in Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015

- Last win: Round 20, 2005 (7 games, 6 losses, 1 draw)

- Since 1988: 2 wins, 17 losses, 1 draw

Beat Brisbane - BROKEN Round 16, 2015

- Last win: Round 3, 2011 (4-game losing streaking)

Win at Etihad BROKEN Round 23, 2015

Last win: Round 19, 2007 (22-game losing streak)

Beat Collingwood - BROKEN Round 18, 2015

- Last win: Round 11, 2007 (10 games, 9 losses, 1 draw)

Beat Fremantle - BROKEN Round 16, 2016

- Last win: Round 13, 2011 (6-game losing streak)

Win two games in a row - BROKEN Rounds 4-5, 2016

- Last time: Rounds 13 and 14, 2011 (20 game losing streak)

Beat a Ross Lyon-coached team - BROKEN Round 16, 2016

- Last win: Never (12-game losing streak)

Beat Hawthorn - BROKEN Round 20, 2016

- Last win: Round 8, 2006 (11-game losing streak)

- Since 1980: 59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses

Beat Port Adelaide in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 21, 2016

- Last win: Round 8, 2000 (11-game losing streak)

Win 3 in a row - BROKEN Rounds 19-21, 2016

Beat St Kilda - BROKEN Round 1, 2017

- Last win: Elimination Final, 2006 (14-game losing streak)

Win in Perth - BROKEN Round 14, 2017

- Last win: Round 1, 2004 (12-game losing streak)

Beat North Melbourne - BROKEN Round 3, 2018

- Last win: Round 5, 2006 (14-game losing streak)

Play a final - BROKEN 2018

- Last time: Second Semi-Final vs Fremantle, 2006 (8-year drought)

Win a final -   BROKEN 2018

- Last win: Elimination Final v St Kilda, 2006 (8-year drought)

Win the minor premiership

- Last time: 1964 (50 years and counting)

Win a final outside of Victoria

- Last win: Never (2 games, 2 losses)

Well I believe this list was missing 3 items.  

- Win at the SCG

- Beat Sydney

- Beat Buddy Franklin

The last of the Great Deepression Hoodoos ticked off.

Wahooooooo and that one is now done and dusted as well. Go Dee's...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 hours ago, BillyBeane said:

Well I believe this list was missing 3 items.  

- Win at the SCG

- Beat Sydney

- Beat Buddy Franklin

The last of the Great Deepression Hoodoos ticked off.

What surprised me most about the 0-15 Buddy score is that we had only played against him 15 times. He's been in the system since 2005, so a theoretical possibility of about 26 matches in the unlikely event that we played Hawthorn and subsequently Sydney twice each year. 15 games is just a fraction more than once per year. Mind you, I'm happy it wasn't more than 15 games in that time (unless the higher number had been due to us playing against him in finals).  

16 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

What surprised me most about the 0-15 Buddy score is that we had only played against him 15 times. He's been in the system since 2005, so a theoretical possibility of about 26 matches in the unlikely event that we played Hawthorn and subsequently Sydney twice each year. 15 games is just a fraction more than once per year. Mind you, I'm happy it wasn't more than 15 games in that time (unless the higher number had been due to us playing against him in finals).  

They said last night it was just the 3rd time Jones had played at the SCG, in 268 games, that seems very low. 268 games equates to around 13 seasons, so you'd think it's be closer to 6 or 7.


On 8/9/2018 at 6:33 PM, Supermercado said:

We're 0-14 against Lance Franklin. Time to give that one the heave ho.

Done.

On 8/20/2018 at 9:30 AM, DemonWorshipper said:

Brisbane, Last played finals in 2009. Next is Saints in 2011 and GC have never played finals since coming into the comp.

Actually essendon in 2004.... to Win a final anyway

Edited by biggestred

 
14 hours ago, BillyBeane said:

Well I believe this list was missing 3 items.  

- Win at the SCG

- Beat Sydney

- Beat Buddy Franklin

The last of the Great Deepression Hoodoos ticked off.

Not if you consider depression onset 1964 #amiright 

  • 2 weeks later...
On 4/12/2019 at 5:46 AM, Superunknown said:

Not if you consider depression onset 1964 #amiright 

Oh yes that one permanently eats away at one's mindset.


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