Looking for ride/passenger to Canberra will share costs

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

It'll certainly be a step or two up on what you're accustomed to BBO.

The Estate in Romsey is comfortably pretentious while remaining tasteful. Sufficient to let the poor folk gawk in awe.

So I assume then that the Fyshwick townhouse is likely to be opulent but, given Biffen's lack of taste, crass?

[Deestroy All 14,266]

This thread is [censored] awesome.

[daisycutter 29,617]

Correct plus certain other "gear" to ensure exciting night after activities in Cantberra.

BTW Biffen has organised accommodation for me in a place called Fyshwick . He assures me it is a very salubrious area.

couldn't you put special in the horse llama camel alpaca trailer?

[Emerald 1,744]

I want video of this roadtrip on YouTube for all Demonlanders to enjoy want went down.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

" gear" ...............if i was you I would travel alone "Special" no disrespect to BBO!

No offence taken Ernest but surely you would understand that I am like any honest tradesman. A plumber carries his wenches wrenches, an electrician his screwdrivers. A decent flagellator carries his/her ... well you get my drift.

couldn't you put special in the horse llama camel alpaca trailer?

No offence to "Special" but the Lads are very touchy about their trailer.

I want video of this roadtrip on YouTube for all Demonlanders to enjoy want went down.

Sorry Em but all videos are strictly for personal use. I'd have to give you a whipping if you got your sordid little mitts on one.

[faultydet 7,594]

Interesting road trip.

Im picturing a cross between "Priscilla", and "The Sure Thing"

[Biffen 12,943]

If you carry a short length of hose and a large Jerry can with you,free petrol is only a quick suck away.

Alternatively, if you found a way to harness the methane expulsion in the Carolla over 6 hours with Bitters you could travel to mars.

I'm afraid it would be a choice of either the Eagles or the Eagles sonically so you might consider taking some razor blades.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

If you carry a short length of hose and a large Jerry can with you,free petrol is only a quick suck away.

Alternatively, if you found a way to harness the methane expulsion in the Carolla over 6 hours with Bitters you could travel to mars.

I'm afraid it would be a choice of either the Eagles or the Eagles sonically so you might consider taking some razor blades.

I only just glimpsed the end of that first sentence Biff and thought one of your girls was to be in BBOs car!

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Interesting road trip.

Im picturing a cross between "Priscilla", and "The Sure Thing"

As I said before faulty, it will be based entirely on Wolf Creek, with a football game as the premise.

[Emerald 1,744]

I only just glimpsed the end of that first sentence Biff and thought one of your girls was to be in BBOs car!

This thread just keeps getting better and better!

[Biffen 12,943]

Interesting road trip.

Im picturing a cross between "Priscilla", and "The Sure Thing"

I'm picturing Thelma and Louise- but as overweight men,shoved into a Carolla,exploring their freedom on the road.

Probably not as good as the original movie .

They could do the lemming thing if we lost badly.

Also ,I think the ACT is a hub for porn purveyors and collectors so Bitters will make the most of the trip I'm sure.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

I'm picturing Thelma and Louise- but as overweight men,shoved into a Carolla,exploring their freedom on the road.

Probably not as good as the original movie .

They could do the lemming thing if we lost badly.

Also ,I think the ACT is a hub for porn purveyors and collectors so Bitters will make the most of the trip I'm sure.

Please Biffen, don't tell me you mislead me about Fyshwick. You obviously overcharged me!!

[InVINCEable 358]

I have an old corolla which will make it ok...looking for someone to come with me to share petrol and accommodation. Desperately poor so can only do this with help.

The plan is to drive to Holbrook ...... leave about lunchtime Friday and stay overnight on Friday. Then 3 hours to Canberra Sat morning. Drive back to Holbrook accommodation Sat night.......back to Melb Sunday morning arrive sun arvo.

Petrol about $150 total and accommodation around $90-100 for a two single beds times two nights. So the travel/accom could be done for About $175 each.

Prefer stunningly attractive young blond female companion, however will accept old ugly [censored] like myself....or any other Demon mad human being. I've got an old corolla but it'll make it. Would be happy to go in your late model Ferrari or similar.

Any other hair brained scheme to get there considered.

If you still haven't found a passenger to share the load with you The Demon Army's facebook page will help you out

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=787849131301497&id=132930933459990&comment_id=787925987960478&reply_comment_id=787931817959895&offset=0&total_comments=12&notif_t=feed_comment_reply

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

If you still haven't found a passenger to share the load with you The Demon Army's facebook page will help you out

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=787849131301497&id=132930933459990&comment_id=787925987960478&reply_comment_id=787931817959895&offset=0&total_comments=12&notif_t=feed_comment_reply

I think we should demand a full report on this thread afterwards, which could form the first chapter of a new book called "Demon road trips" ...

[special robert 438]

This thread has really upset me gosh I don' know what 'Gear' BBO is talking about......however I will be taking my Bong with me.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

This thread has really upset me gosh I don' know what 'Gear' BBO is talking about......however I will be taking my Bong with me.

Please supply Land with a full report of the trip with BBO by COB the following day. Thanks spec rob.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

I think we should demand a full report on this thread afterwards, which could form the first chapter of a new book called "Demon road trips" ...

There's a road trip to a Demons Swans match at the SCG in 1983 (or 82), arranged by the club (or possibly the cheer squad) that i COULD elaborate on for that book

[jumbo returns 6,741]

'Canterbury Tales v2...50 shades of red n blue'

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

There's a road trip to a Demons Swans match at the SCG in 1983 (or 82), arranged by the club (or possibly the cheer squad) that i COULD elaborate on for that book

Please do!

[chookrat 4,253]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[dee-luded 2,959]

classic. nice to have a laugh this morning. has anyone actually seen BBO? i have always been intrigued by his photo and posts. almost worth taking the risk and giving him a lift to find out after making sure he is in the backseat with seat belt firmly on to ensure he or she cannot get aroused on the journey.

someone told me this was a shot from better days

[Biffen 12,943]

If Jack Kerouac had read this thread before he got big his first novel may well have been "I'd prefer to stay home".

[pantaloons 2,019]

To those who travelled up there for that, you have my sympathies.

[red and blue forever 1,035]

hope you didn't end gettin a ride Special.Robert

[What 18,810]

Should ask the club for your money back, and compensation for your time.

The money should come from the players pockets.

Im not even kidding.